Michael Jackson is Dead
Written by Chris C on June 26th, 2009
Well it looks like Michael Jackson won’t be down for breakfast after suffering a life-ending heart attack Thursday.
As of Friday afternoon there was no official statement from NAMBLA, shocking many of its members.
No comments from Macaulay Culkin either but Target has announced they are having a tribute sale in honor of the King of Pop…Boys pants half off.
Angry Seafood’s field reporters were on the scene to help fill in the news gap of information.
Steve Todd, our music expert had an interesting observation about the untimely death of the weirdest guy in music:
“Wow. It took Michael Jackson’s death to get MTV to actually play videos again.”
Jeff Bell, our photographer found someone who didn’t realize the King of Pop was no longer a threat to their kids:

Experts across the media speculated on how many more heart attacks it would take to reunite the Jackson Five. Most said four. CNN and MSNBC blamed Bush.
One media report focused on how like Elvis, Michael Jackson was a king who died young. The article failed to mention that Elvis died on the throne, something the King of Pop never achieved.
In a related note, watch maker Timex canceled plans for their Micheal Jackson watch, which included a feature that denoted bedtime with the big hand being on the little hand.
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