Well it looks like Michael Jackson won’t be down for breakfast after suffering a life-ending heart attack Thursday.

As of Friday afternoon there was no official statement from NAMBLA, shocking many of its members.

No comments from Macaulay Culkin either but Target has announced they are having a tribute sale in honor of the King of Pop…Boys pants half off.

Angry Seafood’s field reporters were on the scene to help fill in the news gap of information.

Steve Todd, our music expert had an interesting observation about the untimely death of the weirdest guy in music:

“Wow. It took Michael Jackson’s death to get MTV to actually play videos again.”

Jeff Bell, our photographer found someone who didn’t realize the King of Pop was no longer a threat to their kids:

Experts across the media speculated on how many more heart attacks it would take to reunite the Jackson Five. Most said four. CNN and MSNBC blamed Bush.

One media report focused on how like Elvis, Michael Jackson was a king who died young. The article failed to mention that Elvis died on the throne, something the King of Pop never achieved.

In a related note, watch maker Timex canceled plans for their Micheal Jackson watch, which included a feature that denoted bedtime with the big hand being on the little hand.

__________________________________________________

[Find funny and interesting blogs at Humor-Blogs.com and Blog-Storm.com]

If you enjoyed this post, why not subscribe to the RSS feed? Not sure what RSS is or how to subscribe? Click Here

In life there are many things that are not very awesome at all. These are some of them…

A skunk sprays right outside the window with the fan…

Buying gas and realizing you are only getting 9/10ths of a gallon…

Anyone who talks to you in the checkout line of a grocery store…

Psoriasis…

Newly-formed beehives right outside your apartment’s door…

Your child draws on her own leg with a pen and it does not resemble God or Jesus…

Being tickled…

Locking your keys in your running car…

Do you have something you think is not very awesome at all? Suggest your un-awesome moment in the comments.

—————————————————————————————-

[Humor-blogs.com and Blog-storm.com are pretty awesome blog directories. Go there to find funny and interesting blogs about awesomeness.]

If you enjoyed this post, why not subscribe to the RSS feed? Not sure what RSS is or how to subscribe? Click Here

On a recent episode of Dr. Phil, a man was confronted about his addiction to World of Warcraft, otherwise known as liquid crack. Angry Seafood has acquired the transcript through very unscrupulous means. We bought it for $6 using money stolen from an old blind lady I saw in the park the other day.

I’m kidding she really wasn’t blind.

Dr Phil: Welcome Bob and Sue. Bob, your wife here tells me you play World of Warcraft for 80 hours a week.

Bob: Hold on there Phil. I stop for a few minutes to eat.

Sue: Yeah, frigging Hot Pockets.

Bob: Whatever. My son plays with me as well so it’s good for our relationship.

Sue: YOUR son also demanded his breakfast the other day then called me a “dirty whore”!

Bob: Horde, honey, horde. For the millionth time the Horde are one of the alliances.

Phil: Okay folks, let’s settle down. So Bob you have a what, level 70, I guess player in Wow?

Bob: Yes, it is the highest you can go.

Phil: And what do you do in Wow?

Bob: We go on raids, kill raid bosses, stuff like that.

(The audiences’ eyes collectively glaze over)

The game is like life Phil. You always want something better. Get a better house, a better job, a better wife, better kids.

Sue: You could do all that trading-up with me in real life…with your family.

Phil: I think I’m seeing the problem here. Sue, you are too fat to play with your kids and your husband resents you for it.

Sue: What? Dr. Phil, I’m not overweight. And what the hell does that have to do with this?

Bob: Honey, listen to him, he’s a doctor.

Phil: In fact, I’ve got a gurney, a medical team, and an ambulance waiting backstage to rush you to the hospital…

Sue: (Standing up) What the hell are you talking about? Bob is BLEEP! ing addicted to a video game. He quit his job and he plays 80 BLEEP! ing hours a week! He’s an addict.

Bob: Now honey, don’t get upset. Phil might be right.

Sue: Bob I want a divorce!

Phil: Here comes the nurse now to give you a sedative Sue.

(Nurse comes on stage and sticks a needle in Sue’s arm)

Phil: Nighty-night Sue.

(The nurse and an intern drag Sue offstage)

Sue: Come…back…here…you…rabbit…

Phil: Bob, I know that was difficult, but remember it’s for her own good.  Are you going to be alright?

Bob: I think I will. There’s a big raid tonight in Wow so…

________________________________________________________

[Humor-Blogs.com has funny blogs about World of Warcraft. Not really though. Blog-Storm.com does not either.]

If you enjoyed this post, why not subscribe to the RSS feed? Not sure what RSS is or how to subscribe? Click Here