Top Ten Bad Business Ideas

Nothing says humor like bad ideas for businesses, services, or products. Still people try, still they try…

1. Levert Reunion Tour

Unless you are having it in Heaven, this doesn’t look so promising. I’ll miss not hearing Casanova live though.

2. ACME Embalmer and Meat Emporium

Which service/product would you like first?

3. Naturally Organic Animal Cleaning Service

Just like a cat, the groomer licks the animal clean. Applicants must like the taste of pet hair.

4. Jodie Foster Phone Sex Line

Press one for ‘female gym teacher from high school’.

5. Trich Hair Care Products

I see sales being a little slow with this one.

6. Previously-Owned Beer

This might work great for used cars, but I’ll pay more for the new stuff thanks.

7. Shady Loans for People that can’t afford them

Whoops, looks like this one was taken already by Countrywide. Doesn’t look like they were on our side after all does it?

8. Mohammad the Prophet Dolls/Action Figures

Just a hunch.

9. Midget Hookers

The demand is small but at least you have a place to rest your beer on. Maybe this one isn’t that bad.

10. Number Ten is for you, the readers. What is your top-ten bad business idea?

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