The Best Zoo Ever
9 Feb 2010 by Chris Cameron, 2 Comments »
Why are all the best zoos overseas? Tell me you would not want to visit this park:
Visiting a wildlife park is often an opportunity to witness nature up close.
But imagine one group of tourist’s surprise when several hungry tigers tucked into a live cow right in front of them.
Tiger One: “Reginald I don’t like dining here.”
Tiger Two: “I agree Mortimer. I feel like everyone is watching us eat.”
At this wildlife park there is even a menu. That cow cost somebody £130. Chickens are pretty cheap though at £3.50 each.
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Tags: cows, Humor, tigers, wildlife park, zoo
OK, I will tell you I would not want to visit this park, but only because 1) I would probably have to fly in an airliner to get there, and 2) it would cost me a bunch of money that I would rather spend on not having to work. Tigers killing cows? That’s too close to home. Tigers killing an antelope or a zebra. Oh wait, tigers are from India and zebras are from Africa. Just what do tigers eat?
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Whatever the hell they want to?