They were not joking when they said the Mitchell Report on steroids in baseball had a veritable All-Star team. Here they are in all their glory. Of course you need back-ups in case any of these guys rips an artery during one of their multiple daily workouts.

Bench:

C: Paul Lo Duca

IF: Rafael Palmeiro
Jason Giambi

OF: Jose Canseco
Gary Matthews Jr.

P: Scott Schoeneweis
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