I got this pamphlet last night from one of my customers and apparently I appear to be a sinner. But

Having trouble finding the funny in religion? Angry Seafood has the help you need, divinely inspired I may add. Like

One of the parts of the Rapture involves Moses and Elijah coming down to Earth to help oversee the new

Jesus is late by quite a few years. Sixteen and counting. He must be really busy. Maybe he had to

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