In today’s column over at Radioactive Liberty, I ask some very serious questions as to the whereabouts of blog founder Fiar. His absence from the blogosphere is a mystery as much as what the hell his name means.

Where is Fiar?

The creator of this fine blog, FIAR is missing. He was last seen publishing The One Trillion Dollar Obama Health Care Plan post and commenting on another post on February 22, 2010.

Since then he has been awol from the blogosphere…

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Apparently there is an economic boom in Massachusetts and New Hampshire. The eight million residents of the two states must have missed the memo.

Never fear because the media is on the case. Well, the left side that is.

But so am I.

Someone Stop the Booming Economy Before It Overheats

Big news everyone.

Not only has the recession ended in Massachusetts, and New Hampshire too apparently, we’ve got a runaway economy on our hands in the Bay State…

Supported by universities and hospitals, and buoyed by a housing rebound, Massachusetts has pulled out of recession ahead of most states and could start to add jobs steadily in coming months, according to a leading economic forecasting firm.

Read the rest of the column…

[Coming Friday: The low down on this weekend's Wrestlemania XXVI with local wrestling expert and Slam U alum Paul Lepine.]

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There’s a theme today here at Angry Seafood: health care reform. First there was the post about the dangers of sitting down on a patient’s bed. Now my column over at Radioactive Liberty.

The other day Obama made a funny gaffe about health insurance premiums being reduced by a percentage instead of dollar amount. The crowd loved it by the way.

And it turns out even the dollar amount was wrong, based on an assessment of some of the concepts of the reform and not the actual House bill.

Obama’s 3000 Percent Sales Pitch

Usually lowering the price of something by more than 100 percent is a very bad idea. But 3000 percent?

That’s called good governing.

If Obamacare rams its way through Congress employer-based health care will defy the laws of physics or economics or something like that.

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Before I get to my latest column over at Radioactive Liberty I would like to announce that I will be rebuilding most of the old posts I lost from the bad code.

It might take a while.

UPDATE: Got sixty posts, the best from June 2007 to March 2008 up. Many of them are missing their pictures.

Here’s my latest over at RL:

I Believe in Man Made Global Warming

I have decided it is time to stop fighting the inevitable and put my faith in the belief that humans are causing Global Warming.

It is the right thing to do after all.

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The 2008 political humor election season would not be complete without a debate face off between John Nobody and Don Lewis.

Read all about the debate in my weekly column at Radioactive Liberty.

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Welcome to Bloggers Speak where I sit down with other humor bloggers and ask them a bunch of crazy and odd questions. Today I am joined by none other than Les James, one of the very funny writers of everyone’s favorite political humor blog Radioactive Liberty and also his own military humor blog Sideshow Mirrors.

How’s it hanging Les?

What? The neighbor’s cat that was spraying my front door? Well, if you must know, by it’s neck. Kind of like a pinata. But it’s not looking very pretty since the wolverines started beating on it with sticks. Hang on a second, my wife’s screaming hysterically about something. What’s that, dear? It’s not wolverines? It’s what? Children? So?

Sorry, I’ll be right back, she wants me to bring in the wolverine trap line. I don’t know if they’d have worked any way, since they’re so rusty.

Has Al Pacino been in a decent movie since the Devil’s Advocate or was that his jumping the shark moment?

Humm…there seems that there might be two opposing questions involved here. First, there’s the possible assumption that in at least someone’s opinion -I not saying that it is or is not mine- the Devil’s Advocate was a good movie. If you believe that it was, then it stands to reason it couldn’t be a ‘Fonzie on a motorcycle’ moment.

On the other hand, if you believe that the Devil’s Advocate was not a seminal piece of cinematic art -and again not interjection my personal opinion one way or another- then one might conclude that , yes, it was the turning point for Al Pacino. I hope this answers your question. Thank you, and remember to vote for me in November.

If Hollywood could make a sequel to any movie or another sequel what would be their worst choice and what would the plot be?

Hands down, Mama Mia. Have you ever been trapped for hours in the backseat of a beater, sub-compact, driving down a rutted, pot-holed dirt road behind a chicken filled bus belching diesel fumes, with a screaming two-year-old next to you, the radio blaring salsa music, while the driver and his drunk friend sing off-key, with your bladder about to burst and the contents of your stomach surging up your throat?

The original was like that for me. And I’ve only seen the previews! I can’t even imagine what a sequel would look like since this was a movie version of a play based on the lobotomizing music of Abba. So it could well be argued that a sequel has already been made. As for the plot…gimme a break.

Van Halen question- Sammy or Dave?

I’m not so sure I’d want either/or. I mean Sam and Dave were one of the all time great Motown duos. Wait, you’re asking about Van Halen aren’t you?

True story. I saw these guys in the late 70′s doing cover tunes at a party in SoCal. I thought they sucked and were never going anywhere. This is the very reason that later I decided that I could never get into the stock market and make major bank. Had things been different, I’ll guarantee you we wouldn’t be having this conversion now.

Since Lindsay Lohan has gone lesbian, is there anything left she could do to attract attention?

Once you start down the path of self-destruction there’s only two ways to get attention. Either go into rehab or up the ante and I think the rehab thing is getting kind of old. My advice is to go for shock value. Leak poorly lit, shaky, amateur porn video of her and Rosie O’Donnel. It would be like watching some horrid human tragedy. Scratch that. It would be horrid human tragedy. You know you should turn away but you stay and resist gouging your eyes out. Then you email the link to all your friends.

If everyone were required to serve in the military how much fun would it be to be Barack Obama’s Drill Sergeant?

I’m the wrong guy for this but it would be easy to set-up. Talking one of the big, black Infantry Drills into helping me would be simple enough. Drill Sergeants are notorious for their twisted senses of humor. It would go like this:

Drill Sergeant staring down at the scared, Little Private Obama. “Obama, huh? That’s an unusual name. Where were you born boy?”

“Ah, Honolulu, Hawaii,Drill Sergeant, ” he says nervously.

“Honolulu, you say. I really enjoyed begin stationed there. I was about your age then. What’s your mama’s first name?”

“Ann, Drill Sergeant.”

” Ann,” he says with a smile. The Drill Sergeant steps back, looks Obama up and down and then executes a smart about face and walks away. He turns his head and says over his shoulder. “You turned out alright.”

If you could create your own court procedural drama what would it focus on?

The inability to tell a racial joke correctly. Come on, how many times have you heard someone screw-up a perfectly good joke because it isn’t PC? “There was this, ah, guy, er, or I mean, person, who, ah looked, ah, you know, kind of different, but not a bad different…” Pathetic.

I’d be wearing the black robe and powered wig. “You, skinny Arab guy”, I’d order, “get up and tell me Pollock joke.” “You, ugly Mexican looking lady, give me an Irish one.” You get the picture. If the jury doesn’t laugh, the defendant gets beaten with a rubber chicken, by a fat, Asian midget wearing nothing but a second hand Michael Phelps speedo, an endangered species fur trimmed cape and Groucho glasses.

What should we do about stupid people?

Spay and neuter. Unless there’s drugs or alcohol involved, smart people don’t -as a rule- breed with stupid people. Stupid plus stupid equals really stupid. Then these morons people grow-up and vote. We can see the effects of the sexual revolution on our society already. I use to wonder about the level of TV and political speeches. Now I know they’re just hitting their target markets.

Thanks for taking the time to do this Les. Any final thoughts?

Why is it that political speechwriters can’t get it right? They come so close to being funny, but then some how blow it. These guys need help. As a concerned American citizen, out of a sense of duty and patriotism, I’d like to offer my services…for a big, fat fee.

Les’ question for the readers:

How long do you think it’s going to be before the voices at fast food restaurant drive-throughs are out-sourced to India?

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Welcome to Bloggers Speak where I sit down with other humor bloggers and ask them a bunch of crazy and odd questions. Today I am joined by none other than my boss and very funny political humor-ist Fiar from Radioactive Liberty.

How’s it hanging Fiar?

Well, I’ve been stuck on a loop watching the Easy Curves infomercial, so you tell me. It’s just mesmerizing. They should give that a Grammy, a Tony, an Oscar, or an Elmo. Whatever kind of award it is that brilliant masterpieces get. Give it the Nobel too. I’m so glad Al Gore invented the internet.

Worst movie sequel ever made?

Every single solitary Star Wars movie. You see, to make a sequel, first you have to make a movie that doesn’t suck, and deserves a follow up. Star Wars was an abomination. So, it’s utterly pointless that there was ever even one sequel – never mind 12 or 76 or however many atrocious Star Wars movies there are. Now the Easy Curves infomercial, on the other hand, certainly warrants a sequel.

Why is a tin hat okay but a head scarf not okay if you are an Obama disciple?

You see, a tin hat reflects the death rays of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Machine. A head scarf conjures up images of Obama’s father’s heritage, and we’re not supposed to acknowledge that Barack Henry Obama is technically a Muslim by birth. In all honesty, this is only a problem inasmuch as the terrorists believe that turning your back on Islam should be punishable by death. So, no biggie. I hope he picks a good VP.

Van Halen question- Sammy or Dave?

Let me take this opportunity to say that the rumors permeating the internet are not true. I don’t masturbate that often. I’m not some kind of freak. Wait, what was the question? Oh, right. My vote goes to whichever one directed the Easy Curves infomercial. I think that was Dave.

If the Presidential Election was decided with a fist-fight who wins, Obama or McCain and what would the match be like?

Well, Obama would be running around crying and pissing his pants like a terrified little girl, and blubbering about “diplomacy” and “unconditional surrender,” But McCain might forget where he is and why, so it’s a draw.

What celebrity would you curse with a plague and why?

David Hasselhoff. I just want to punch that guy in the face every time I see him. He actually claimed to have been part of the inspiration for tearing down the Berlin Wall, because he performed there. I suppose it’s possible the German people just couldn’t bear the memory of his torturous performance there, but that’s nothing to brag about.

What would be the funniest way to kill a hippie moonbat?

Well, the best way is to spike their tofu with arsenic. I just love the irony of their precious “healthy” tofu killing them. But the funniest way has to be beating hippies. They’re so opposed to violence, so I just love the look on their face when they die by the thing they most fear. I think that Easy Curves thing should work pretty good at beating hippies with.

If you could create your own court procedural drama what would it focus on?

What do you mean, like Law and Order? I think it would focus on the making of the Easy Curves infomercial and beating hippies. It’s a formula that can’t lose.

Thanks for taking the time to do this Fiar. Any final thoughts?

I hate you. I hate the stupid look on your face. I hate the odd smell you always have.

I meant to say, Easy Curves! And remember kids, masturbation will not make you go blind. That’s just a lie parents tell their kids because they don’t want them to enjoy themselves in the safety of their own homes.

Oh, and uh. Thanks for the interview I suppose.

Fiar’s question for the readers:

Why are you still here? Did you not see the link to Easy Curves?
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