Before I get to my latest column over at Radioactive Liberty I would like to announce that I will be rebuilding most of the old posts I lost from the bad code.

It might take a while.

UPDATE: Got sixty posts, the best from June 2007 to March 2008 up. Many of them are missing their pictures.

Here’s my latest over at RL:

I Believe in Man Made Global Warming

I have decided it is time to stop fighting the inevitable and put my faith in the belief that humans are causing Global Warming.

It is the right thing to do after all.

Read the rest…

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As you can see in the photo, the Dalai Lama does not wear a jacket in the middle of Winter. Does he not feel the cold?

Maybe he is too enlightened.

Or perhaps the Dalai Lama is not only hiding a jacket under the robe but pork chops as well.

It could simply be that he is the Chuck Norris of the spiritual world.

Dalai Lama doesn’t wear a jacket. He makes the planet shiver instead.

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Yesterday, Gateway Pundit highlighted how the Alarmists said Global Warming would decrease and increase the amount of fog in San Francisco.

Now it is the coral reefs’ turn on the Merry-Go-Round:

“The polar snap enveloping much of the United States in record cold has been killing off coral reefs in the normally balmy warm waters off the Florida Keys, experts said Monday.”

Somebody get a crapload of soot so we can smear it all over it over the Artic, melt the ice, and warm this planet back up. (This was an actual idea when Global Cooling was in vogue in the 70’s.)

Worse yet, the article did not mention Global Warming at all. Not once. Shame on them for missing a golden opportunity to pull an Al Gore and talk out of both sides of their mouth.

Not to be outdone by the flip-flop on fog however, News-Press.com ran an article Tuesday claiming man-made Climate Change is still the culprit:

“Corals are really in crisis right now,” said Miyoko Sakashita, the center’s oceans director. “They were already undergoing major destruction from fishing practices and pollution. But now global warming and ocean acidification are major threats.”

Apparently, Miyoko Fullashita and the writer, Kevin Lollar did not get the memo about the cooling issue. And here I thought all liberals kept in touch with each other to be sure they all had the same talking points.

Silly me.

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I wish I could put one of these ads on a billboard in Massachusetts.

The Internet has been abuzz with rumors that if you drive down Interstate 35 near the town of Wyoming, Minnesota, you’ll see a billboard bearing the image of a smiling George W. Bush accompanied by the question “Miss me yet?”

Turns out it is real.

So who paid for it?

To get some answers, Yahoo! News tracked down Mary McNamara, the general manager at the Minneapolis office of Schubert & Hoey Outdoor Advertising, the company which owns and leases out the billboard space.

“The ad was purchased by a group of small business owners who wish to remain anonymous,” McNamara said. However, McNamara did offer this political bombshell: “Some of the people in the group who paid for this were Obama supporters.”

McNamara told us that the message the group hoped to convey was one of “Hope and change, where is it?”

I guess we can’t blame the ad on Bush since he is in it. Of course the liberals go to Plan B:

Cindy Erickson, the chairwoman of the Democratic Party in Chisago County, where the billboard is located, suspects the ad’s funders are conservative activists posing as Obama supporters.

“I don’t have any idea who did it, but my thought was that they’re Tea Party people,” she said.

Those awful Tea Party people with their bible and gun-clinging ways.

Frankly, I’m surprised Cindy didn’t blame Sarah Palin.Or is that Plan C?

(H/T to ABC News for picture)

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There is a rule that says if someone is getting slammed in the media for crap they did I don’t need to pile more on with my blog posts. Why unload more bullets into the political carcass of Eliot Spitzer?

Because it is too funny to pass up making fun of politicians. So much for rules.

I say the more of a shit-storm we can stir up the funnier it is. Some may say this is cruel because these people have families. I don’t care because they aren’t in politics to change the world. They are doing it to set themselves up financially. You might as well tell me not to make fun of lawyers.

Even then perhaps we need to be positive in this negative world of ours.

1,000 politicians are dead and lying on the bottom of the ocean. Look at the bright side, everyone. That is one hell of a start.

See how easy it is to be positive and still rip on people? It’s like holding someone’s hand while slapping them with the free one. Actually it is a lot like diplomacy too. Weird…

So look at the bright side, Eliot Spitzer. At least you weren’t ‘Client 9’ in a prostitution ring involving transsexuals or midgets or even transsexual Bavarian midgets for that matter. Try using a ‘wide stance’ excuse for that one.

Your name could have been Spitter. That would be much worse. People would wonder if you were a gay prostitute or at the least a lot of fun in prison, or less fun depending on their opinions about money shots.

There are no prostitutes in the prison you might be going to however. On the bright side that means less chances to get in trouble again. Don’t be concerned with the ‘Meat’ nickname either. From my experience, when you are joining a new circle of friends and they give you a nickname you are so in. That is a huge bright side.

But most importantly, this whole thing proves that the Patriot Act works. If it weren’t for excessive wiretapping we would never have known Eliot Spitzer had such a kinky streak.

I am all for more government intrusion if it leads to them turning each other in. That my friends is perhaps the greatest bright side of all.
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Every few years some prominent baby boomer cleans out their attic, finds some anti-war crap they didn’t know they still had and yearns for the better days. This time it was Tom Brokaw’s turn and his book ‘1968’ which also aired as a special on History Channel recently.

1968 was a time of free love, change, and great upheaval. Free love leads to free hair growth however and nothing is less attractive then women with armpit hair. But the worst is not trimming the hedges, as the kids like to say. The last thing I want to see is what looks like Chewbacca in a leg-lock below the waist. Call me old-fashioned but I am a firm believer in the wood floor or the landing strip thank you very little.

Times like these always bring back fun fashion icons like tie-dyed clothing. The tie dye shirt is a great symbol of how the Boomers screwed Generation X. But man, those seats I got for the Sound Tribe Sector Nine show are killer dude! I’m gonna sit in the parking lot and sell stir fry and beer to all my other deadhead jobless friends. It’s so gonna rock!

We are talking about clothing that has every conceivable color in nature, yet doesn’t go with anything. Look, I am not saying you need to be anal about your color matching, just that you don’t want to look like you got dressed in the dark or have an extra chromosome.

And the concerts, my God, play a song already. I’m tired of ten minutes of what amounts to the band warming up. Sure you can call it a ‘jam band’. I call it ‘let’s see how long I can string out this one because everyone is so fucked up on drugs they don’t even notice the same song has been playing for fourteen minutes’.

This is the contribution 1968 has given to the world: songs that never end, women that grow body hair like werewolves, and shitty fashion.

No thanks Tom, I like 2007 much better.
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I have decided to give up the fight against the overwhelming evidence that global warming is caused by us.

Hey, I thought it was the sun. How silly I was to think the massive star with its inconsistent amounts of heat would have the greatest impact on climate and temperatures.

It is us stupid.

So what can we do to fight the problem of climate change?

We are carbon-based life forms and since CO2 is part carbon it must be our fault.

The first thing we must do is learn to exhale less. It is a hard road to take, I know but any journey starts with that first important step.

I recommend beginning with a breathing pace of two second intervals, then three, then four until you exhale as much CO2 as you would while sleeping or at rest.

Even this might not be enough so I would shoot for a goal of breathing intervals of eight to twenty seconds. With the addition of all the humans in the last decade, this would bring us in line with breathing levels in 1990.

The next step is to reduce farting.

All that methane gas is deadly for the planet so we need to ban beans, especially the baked kind. Farting is like yawning, if someone hears or smells it, they suddenly have the urge to ‘let one go’.

Therefore fart jokes are also banned.

We also need to get the animals involved.

They carelessly adapt to a constantly-changing climate leaving the burden on us to attempt to control nature. This is as fair as asking China to pay their fair share of the CO2 taxes.

We need to get these non-humans to foot their share of the bill. After all, animals invade our backyards, eat our garbage, and get in the way of our vehicles on the roads and highways. The last thing we need is more freeloading from them.

We also need to increase the MPG and the best way to get there is driving backwards.

It has been determined that driving in reverse uses less gas then going forward. I even tested the theory for six hours in a Jack-In-The-Box parking lot. I used .5 less gallons of gas in just six hours.

Imagine the savings multiplied by seven billion people.  I know, I am a genius.

So remember to fight global warming breath less, make animals pay taxes, and for the sake of the planet do not pull anyone’s finger anymore.

Humanity is counting on us.

You have all seen the gloom and doom in the mainstream media about global warming, or as they like to say nowadays: climate change.

How will magazines look to ride the rainbow of Gorebal Warming Theory and the green movement all the way to the pot of gold?

Cosmopolitan: “How to tell if Global Warming is impacting your Relationship”

Sports Illustrated: “Swimsuit Shoot Moving to Alaska in 2050”

Family Circle: “Ten Great Recipes for a Summer Barbeque in a Warmer World”

Travel: “Ten Hot Artic Vacations for 2020”

PC Magazine: “New Software Uploads Carbon Emissions”

Better Homes and Gardens: “Sequestering Carbon at Home”

Good Housekeeping: “Great Recipes for Year-Round Outdoor Grilling”

Men’s Health: “Staying Buff for Longer Summers”

Hustler: “How to Pick Up Chicks that Are Into Global Warming”

Teen: “Like is Dashboard Confessional Gonna Play in the Global Warming Concert?”

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