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Usually I do my Radioactive Liberty political humor column on Thursdays but this week I have two posts.

Thursday I took a look at some administration options in “Choices for a Barack Obama Cabinet”

Friday’s post is a non-fiction/fiction story called “The Wreckage“. Col. Jack Cabot, Director of the Federal Elections Emergency Disaster Management Agency faces the first day of the clean-up after the 2008 Elections.

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Welcome to Angry Seafood’s first-ever Blog Carnival celebrating the end of the political humor season, otherwise known as Election Day. Which would you rather watch, a tv channel telling you the same things over and over or this post continually refreshing with something new?

Oh and it’s live.

Well, at least until around midnight EST. All day and into the night this carnival will be adding more funny blog posts as we find them. The pictures are a kind of a retrospective of the 2008 political season. Someone cue up the Paul Anka song.

*The Carnival is over and thank you to everyone who was involved. it was a lot of fun and over 50 political humor posts were showcased. That is a lot of blog posts!*

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First up there is the live coverage of the 2008 Elections all day at Radioactive Liberty. Three insane conservative minds and a special guest liberal blogger will comment on the on-going events and news along with reports from the Ron Paul campaign, and a second grade class in Hawaaii will be helping us fill in the electoral map.

If you are still not sure who to vote for, why not take one last time to consider John Nobody?

Riding with Rickey gives his viewpoints on who he’s pulling for today.

MoxArgon Group looks into the future with possible outcomes from the 2008 Presidential Election.

You Should Be Tasered has a list of words that might not be allowed anymore if Obama wins.

Web Pen Blog is looking forward to celebrating the election tonight.

RollerBlog urges everyone to vote.

Comics Makes No Sense gives quick election thoughts then makes fun of the comic book ‘US 1′.

Barefoot Scribbles look ahead and back at the results of the 2008 Election

Predator Press wishes we would strip down democracy to a purer form

Pushing The Envelope shows how often history repeats itself

Of Cabbages and Kings offers up choices we could have had for President.

The Offended Blogger shows us a reason why our vote is futile and who really is in charge.

Mattress Police has a leaked copy of Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

Extremely Funny opines about post-election careers for the losing side

Neatorama tells us about the Candidate Cookies. (Bite the legs off first so they can’t run away)

Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me offers something to enjoy for Election

Unfinished Ramblings offers a letter from 2012 in a Palin America

Pull the Plug. Seriously has advice for voters

Nanny Goats in Panties gets enthusiastic about the Election

I’m Sure I Don’t Know has some final thoughts on the Election

April’s Rants puts the vote in an interesting perspective

Canucklehead wishes the US Happy Voting

Prefers Her Fantasy Life already has those election blues

Independent candidate Ahmnodt Heare is thankful on the campaign trail

Sideshow Mirrors shows us John McCain in his own words

The Reasonable Ego is not live blogging the election. Or so he says.

Super Liberal predicts an Obama victory

Other Side of Normal Has a write-in Candidate able to get Grandma out of that rocking chair

Don’t tell Soccer Mom how to vote. I warned you

The Acorn King includes Sarah Palin in his ode to 80’s sitcom sidekicks

Radioactive Liberty looks ahead to John McCain’s first term

I see the Black Panthers with nightsticks at voting booths and I wonder if it is 1968 all over again

The Skwib teases us with a little bit of the McCain/Letterman ‘feud’ and a hot Russian woman
I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating crackers much less mis-pornouncing words.

*Ed note: I made a freudian slip as you can clearly see in the last sentence. I’m leaving it because it is funny.*

Buffalo This explained the differences between all the Joes

(My analogy of the $700 Billion Bailout)

Comedy Dot Com has the video of Sarah Palin getting prank called. Hey at least it wasn’t a burning back of dog crap on her doorstep

Politics by Satire claims Bigfoot endorses McCain

Bagwine Ruminations counted down the days to the Election

Wundurful World has an explanation for McCain’s campaign behavior

I know it is crazy but I voted for Barack Obama. Or did I?

Reasonable Ego is concerned about the holograms on CNN

The Economy Isn’t Happening predicts the 2008 Presidential Election

Mattress Police explains that a vote for someone is one not for the other guy

How the hell am I having a political humor/ 2008 Election carnival and forgetting about Don Lewis, John Nobody’s opponent? Sorry about that Don. For that act of insubordination by me you get the next two links to yourself…

It’s a Funny Thing links John Nobody to causing Cancer

It’s a Funny Thing has a plan to help the economy

Insolublog gives us a message from Nancy Pelosi

Julius Bloop has a harrowing tale of one Lionel Herkimer’s encounter with John McCain

Leigh Online pondered some election eve musings

Bee’s Musings gives us some honest thoughts on Joe the Plumber

Reasonable Ego projects that John McCain is beginning to smell like cooked dirt

Riding With Rickey basks in the glow of the Obama win

Fracas pleads for people to help save Tina Fey’s life

Sideshow Mirrors has the final installment of The Wizard Ozbama

Reasonable Ego is glad this political season is over

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Happy election eve 2008 America. I come to you one last time to ask for your write-in vote for myself, John Nobody for President of the United States.

I speak to you tonight on the precipice of a truly historic vote, one that will be so for another three years until the 2012 election becomes the most-important one EVAR as the young lads like to say in their phone text messages.

See, I connect with today’s youth but that is not why I ask for your write-in vote.

I, John Nobody have the solutions to today’s vexing problems. Longing for cheaper gas? I’ll give everyone free gas and not the kind that comes from Agita like the rest of my opponents. If I am elected everyone will have the right to have their own oil supply and the government will supply pick axes and shovels for all Americans.

Still, many of my fellow Americans are still undecided about who they should vote for. As the best man for the job of our next president I feel I should point out why everyone else is a bad choice in tomorrow’s election.

We know about Barack Obama. He gets elected and life will be like a scene from the Matrix.

Those things track your income by the way.

And of course there’s Grandpa. What if halfway through his term John McCain gets the urge to take up the pursuit of lifelong goals?

Obviously you should vote for me instead of either of those two clowns. In case you still have doubts that I am the best candidate for President, I give you another opponent: Don Lewis who I easily bested in our political-ly humor-ous debate a couple of weeks ago.

He has unfairly targeted me in a smear campaign because he is hiding the real scandal.

Clown suit, rabbit suit, whatever. Another bad choice for President.

Mickey Mouse always gets a lot of votes but folks, he pals around with terrorists.

Next thing you know there will be Disney shows on Al Jazeera. We simply cannot elect cartoon characters that have absolutely no love for our country. Elect John Nobody and you can be sure I will be stronger on foreign policy that that guy.

[John points to picture above]

Robocop and a unicorn have teamed up for a run at the White House.

Sure, Robocop may be tough on crime but what does he know about the economy? My ‘Rollback the Prices‘ pledge will put more money in everyone’s pockets.

As you can clearly see, none of the Presidential candidates are fit to be leaders of the greatest nation on Earth more then I am. A vote for any of them frankly, is a waste of time.

Vote for me, John Nobody for President of the United States because Nobody cares.

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So I took the kids, my eight-year-old daughter and my seven-year-old son trick or treating last night. We set out to one of the most liberal cities in Massachusetts, Arlington and we went door-to-door in the enclaves and neighborhoods of the moonbats. Little did I know what strange events would unfold…

The first house we went to gave my kids carbon credit certificates signed by Al Gore.

The next house gave them donations in their name to some charity.

Then another gave them those new-fangled twisty-looking lightbulbs.

We went to this one block of houses owned by ACORN activists and instead of candy the childen got cigarettes and were registered to vote twelve times each.

At one point my 8-year-old looked up at me with tears in her eyes and asked me “Why Daddy why?” All I could do at that point was hold back the tears myself. It was at that moment that I decided action must be taken. The wrong had to be righted.

This wass not Halloween this was absurdity.

“Back to the car kids!” I yelled as the plan formed in my head: egg the liberals’ houses. We drove to the supermarket where the plan was almost thwarted. Despite the ban on egg sales on Halloween I used the children as proof I was on the up-and-up.

Ten minutes later we were having a blast exacting revenge on the people that gave them crappy Halloween treats.

“Here’s your trick you frigging moonbats!” the kids and I yelled in unison as we hurled the oblong grenades of messiness at the hippies’ living quarters of hypocrisy.

Then it dawned on me… I don’t have any children.

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Time for the sixth and final humor cartoon in the series of ‘US Voter Jokes‘, the fun political humor comic strip that satirizes what our politicians say about us behind closed doors. You know, what they really think. The funny thing is as of next week one of these guys will be making fun of US voters in the Oval Office.

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Time for the fifth in the series of ‘US Voter Jokes‘, the fun political humor comic strip that satirizes what our politicians say about us behind closed doors. You know, what they really think. What follows may or may not surprise you…

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Time for the fourth in the series of ‘US Voter Jokes‘, the fun political humor comic strip that satirizes what our politicians say about us behind closed doors. You know, what they really think. What follows may or may not surprise you…

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In this week’s political humor column at Radioactive Liberty I change sides. Like they say you die a hero or live long enough to become the villain, I mean decide to play for the other team so I’m voting for the wacky liberals.

In ‘I’m Voting for Obama‘ I finally admit I drank the Kool-Aid and have now accepted Barack Obama and the Democratic Party into my heart as my Lord and Savior. Find out why the hell I did it.

(Sometimes this announcement post beats the column publishing, so check back later if it is not there right away.)

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This is 2008 right? Just checking because the humor the politicians are using to make their point is well, old. These jokes are so old Moses told them to Jesus in gym class. It got so bad there was even a Hoover reference. Nobody is going to get a joke about newspapers being called Hoover blankets, trust me on that. They don’t have internet in the nursing homes. Grandma is not texting her BFF Rose.

For the love of Pete!

First John “Hands” McCain uses the phrase ‘steady head at the tiller‘ in the debate last night. Apparently there is some controversy over whether he said cool hand or steady hand. Personally, I heard McCain say ‘shaky hand at the till‘. None the less the phrase had everyone under forty Googling what the hell a tiller is and how much will it cost them in taxes.

Future pork perhaps? Oh my stars! Well, when life gives you lemons you make lemonade.

Then Joe “Rambles” Biden used the term ‘malarkey‘ in a speech today. He has a bee in his bonnet over all this Bill Ayers chatter. To Biden it is not just cracking wise. He thinks it is ridiculous and that McCain and Palin crossed the line, so much so he continued to talk about how vicious it is.

And talk, and talk and talk. He babbled on so much everyone forgot what the hell Biden was actually talking about. Al Gore called him and told him to cut his speech short because of all the hot air being produced.

So much for politics these days. One guy is talking about dead hands on the wheel and the other sounds like a 40’s movie gangster. I’m just busting chops. I better stop being a smart alec or my name will be Mudd.

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