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The Democratic National Convention is under way and there is no lack of political humor or boring pep talks, that is for sure.

At times the first night’s pontificating and chatter was more wordy then a Biden speech, and that was from the MSNBC coddlers alone. But what do you expect from a group of people that suckle at the teat of the Democrats like the children they are.

The DNC kicked off with their traditional convention-opening theme:

Ted Kennedy later arrived and stayed alive long enough to pass the torch from the older, crazy group of politicians to the younger, crazy ones. Obama got all excited about the passing until Michelle pointed out that he wouldn’t be lighting the Olympic Flame in China. Barack’s reply was: “Why, are the Olympics over already?”

Democrats wish Jimmy Carter would finally go away but he simply relishes the ‘Jimmy The Greek’ role of the Party.

Is there anything more insulting then a man from the South calling a black man ‘boy’? I’m sure there is, we just have to wait for Jimmy Carter to say it. On a side note, he looks really creepy lately.

(Video of Carter’s ‘Macaca Moment’ can be seen here.)

How many half-brothers and sisters does this guy have? They must smell Barack’s money. Funny how when you get rich, suddenly you’ve got all these relatives you never knew you had.

If there is a man that knows about New York City real estate and how to get it on the cheap, it is this man Charles Rangel. Unlike John McCain, Rangel only owns four rent-controlled apartments in a luxury building in Harlem. That is what you call a Democratic sacrifice.

Man, if this is how the first thirty-six hours of the Democratic National Convention have gone, I can’t wait for the rest of the week.

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