Since it is Easter Sunday and the moonbats profess Barack Obama to be the Messiah I thought it would be fitting to compare him with Jesus Christ, the old-school Messiah.

Jesus might not have actually existed and was not in charge of America

Obama unfortunately does exist and does run our country. The existing part everyone is okay with, well except the racists and white supremacy people of course but that is to be expected. It is the running the country part that most people have a problem with.

Jesus actually got stuff done on the cheap

Jesus performed miracles, took on the authority of both the Romans and the Jews, without apologizing I might add, and helped every person on the planet be forgiven for their sins on a daily basis if they so choose. At no time did he introduce any legislation to increase taxes or funnel money from the private to the public sector.

Nowhere in the Bible does it mention anyone bitching about Jesus’ tax structure or the dues for the Christian club being too high by the way. This is telling.

Jesus was anti-business

Sure, tipping over the vendors’ tables in the temple seemed like a religious thing but it sure sounds anti-capitalism to me.

If Barack Obama existed back then he would have done the same thing but with an additional caveat: government take-over of the vendors.

Jesus had a better nationalized health care system

Jesus never asked a leper if they had health insurance or a co-pay before curing them. Did this generosity on his part raise taxes? Nope. He found a way to heal the sick without driving costs through the roof.

I hope this helps clear up any misconceptions about a politician being a Messiah.

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[Obama Messiah picture is from Newsbusters.]

[Humor-Blogs.com has funny blogs about Jesus and Obama.]

Sorry if I spoiled it for you but Jesus is going to die on March 21, 2008 and then come back to life two days later. I don’t know about you but I’m getting tired of this act.

Boring.

Every year Jesus pulls the same lame-ass trick. Doesn’t he have anything new to show us? He has twelve months to work on new material but every Easter he goes back to the same-old same-old miracle trough.

Look at what this guy does! Separates a woman in half!

Tell me people wouldn’t listen to Jesus if he did stuff like this.

Jesus: That is what happens to non-believers!
Witness: Ahhhh!!! I’ll do whatever you say, just don’t rip me in half!

So Mister Son of God, I think it is time for some new magic tricks. Turning water into wine was a neat parlor amusement but its passé now. You could bless Ashley Alexandra Dupre but the last time you did that it turned into the Davinci Code.

Moses even outdoes you this time of year with his parting of the Red Sea. That act never gets old by the way Jesus because it is a classic. Any immortal being can raise themselves from the dead and move a boulder. Moses separates a body of water then closes it in on an incoming enemy army. That is pretty kick ass no matter how many times it’s repeated.

I can rent a machine that can move large rocks around. Am I a God? No, but neither was Moses and look what he did. C’mon Jesus you are going to have to do better then a resurrection trick to really amaze the crap out of people in 2008.

Of course all this criticism would be pointless without advice or a solution and I have the perfect one. I am not sure if it would be up your alley Jesus because it is true evil. Not as much as punting a puppy but still evil.

Everyone has cell phones that play videos these days. On Sunday morning you hack into everyone’s phones and set the call volume to the max setting as well as disable the ability to hang up or turn them off.

Then you call everyone and send them this video:

Easter would never be the same again if you Rickrolled everyone Jesus. Maybe for an encore you could bring back the Pope too.

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