Sometimes you can just look at someone, like the over-tanned idiots above and know they are a total bag of douche. While some have this gift, not everyone is able to see the tell-tale signs. This list should help those of you who lack the clear insight needed to avoid bags of douche.

I would also like to point out that this list is not like the typical “top reasons or signs someone is a bag of douche“. Having orange skin isn’t on here. Treating people like crap isn’t on here. Anyone can make a list with those qualities and besides, aren’t those simply inherent? It would be like making a list of who has seen Paris Hilton’s dirty spot.

The serious bags of douche exhibit these tell-tale signs:

1. They have an icon of a kid peeing on something in the back or side window.

2. They have purple lights under their car.

3. They wear official jerseys of their favorite sports team but are not actually on the team.

4. They wear Oakley sunglasses.

5. They are a cast member on MTV’s reality shows.

6. They have incredibly hot and shallow girlfriends.

7. They have the speech capacity of Vin Diesel.

8. They can be described as \’e2\’80\’98greasy’.

9. They are often photographed licking the side of a hot girl’s face.

What is your sign someone is a total bag of douche?
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