Seal Dry Humps Penguin

14 May 2008 by Chris Cameron, 4 Comments »

So you are a seal who’s out hunting and you stop at the local undersea pub to grab a few cold ones. A young hottie catches your eye. You chat her up a bit, and you both decide to take it somewhere more private.

Then the Global Warming paparazzi shows up.

I hate to break it to the seal but these kinds of relationships never work out in the long run. Trust me, I speak from experience.

Photo Credit: P.J.N. de Bruyn
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4 Comments

  1. Courtney says:

    I’m so glad I found your blog – it’s hilarious!

  2. I’m not even going to ask about what experience you might have in this area. ;)

  3. Chris C says:

    @Courtney: Thank you. Come by anytime.

    @M.T.: hehe.

  4. Mark says:

    Interspecies pub nookie: You’ve discovered a new fetish, congratulations!

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