Place your Bets on the Polygamists DNA Tests
23 Apr 2008 by Chris Cameron, 8 Comments »
Later on this week we will know how many, or in this case, how few fathers the Texas Polygamist Cult’s 4,123 children have, thanks to DNA testing. Being that this is America there are always opportunities to make light of tragedy as well as gamble on it at the same time so here we go.
Over/Under on the amount of fathers in
the Texas Polygamist Cult: Thirty
Do you think the DNA results will be over thirty fathers or under?
Place your bets in the comments section. The winners receive absolutely nothing except the knowledge that you helped me make fun of weird people. I think that is a reward in it of itself.
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Tags: Humor, polygamist cult, Religion
It’s gotta be under 30… very desperate and deranged men.
I will also be going for the under so the tally so far is:
over-0
under-2
Those DNA results could be any day now so get crack a lacking as the kids say these days and post your guess, over or under.
I figure I’ll go for over 30. You can’t win big if you don’t take risks. I’m guessing there’ll only be one mom though.
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Hehe that is quite a risk going for one mom in a system that takes advantage of human reproductive abilities.
The tally so far…
Over 30 Dads-1
Under 30-2
Gotta love Mormons!
I’ve actually sacrificed billions of children, but how am I going to explain to my daughter that she’s an only child because mommy keeps eating all of her brothers and sisters?
hahahaha! Great comment!