Passive Aggressive Parking Note
I read blogs like Passive Aggressive Notes and long for even knowing someone who was lucky enough to get one of these things.
Then one of my friends found this on her car:
The questions continued:
“honestly, what purpose did that note serve? it just pissed me off to have that note on my car. i couldn’t move my car? i couldn’t apologize? i couldn’t throw a dodge ball at her? i mean, just useless negativity…
…I mean the parking lot had huge snow curbs and it was like the march of the penguins to park.”
Most people are afraid of confrontation so they turn into pussies and leave pithy notes. That’s what purpose it served.
God help us if we ever get invaded. Instead of fighting back, our invaders will find stupid wimpy notes on their tanks and vehicles.
“Nice invasion job. Next time please only blow up my neighbor’s house instead of mine. What’s wrong with you?”
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Tags: Humor, passive aggressive note
I have to admit…I’ve done this. I was trying to find a parking space at a Bruce Springsteen concert while a game was going on at adjacent Franklin Field….I drove all the way to the very back edge of the lot, only to find a Lincoln Continental diagonally across what was just about the last available spot. I slapped a Post-It on Huggy Bear’s windshield that said, “You, sir, are a selfish bastard.” It made ME feel better, and it was more legal than putting pretty star in one of his windows with my tire iron.
Yeah I guess in that case it’s not like you want to wait until the person comes back. You would have missed the concert.