It's a Bad World After All (And Humor-less too)

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(Les James, one of the political humor writers at Radioactive Liberty is here to do a guest post today for Angry Seafood and he has a song to sing for us.)\par
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It’s a Bad World After All\par
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by Les James\par
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For those of you who’ve ever had to sit through Disney’s it’s a small world boatercade of mental cruelty, I offer some relief. Next time that insidious tune invades your brain; threatening your sanity, fight back! Memorize these alternative lyrics. They’ll reduce the effects of that Utopian, life is so sweet it’ll make you gag, Rodney King-like “Can’t we all get along“, children can show us the way, bull crap and bring you back to reality.\par
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It’s a world of dread\par
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and a world of tears\par
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It’s a world of death\par
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and a world of fears\par
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Bombs can be made\par
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from items used everyday\par
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It’s a bad world after all\par
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It’s a bad world after all\par
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It’s a bad world after all\par
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It’s a bad world after all\par
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It’s a mad, bad world\par
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It’s a world of guns\par
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and a world of drugs\par
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It’s a world of gangs\par
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and a world of thugs\par
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There’s no hope to be found\par
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It’s all falling down\par
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It’s a bad world after all\par
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It’s a bad world after all\par
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It’s a bad world after all\par
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It’s a bad world after all\par
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It’s a mad, bad world\par
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It’s a world of hate\par
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and a world of pain\par
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It’s a world of loss\par
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and a world of shame\par
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There’s nothing to mend\par
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Were close to the end\par
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It’s a bad world after all\par
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If you’ve now got the horrid tune spinning around the inside of your cranium…you’re welcome.\par
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