Is Canada still an Active Country?
Written by Chris C on June 18th, 2008
I never hear any news about Canada. They still are a functioning country right? Do they close up shop once all their hockey teams are eliminated from the Stanley Cup race?
Alright, I know there is the mystery of the severed feet washing ashore in Vancouver but a lot of legwork has to be done to find the story. You know me I always have my running shoes on.
Stories about tazers, while funny don’t cut it. Introduction of a carbon tax? Oh, that is a new one. Come on Canada you can do better.
A café in New Zealand got fined for mistakenly selling dishwashing liquid as mulled wine. Margaret Thatcher’s son was allegedly involved in a coup in Equatorial Guinea. A woman in Norway was arrested for carrying cocaine in her wig.
I guess we will have to wait until the next hockey season to hear any big news out of Canada.
Humor-blogs.com has funny blogs from Canada. At least I think they do.
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You are referring to Alta-Idaho I believe.
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I think Idaho might be more exciting.
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Yes. Canada does close up shop after their teams are eliminated from the playoffs because the only inhabitants of Canada are the Fin, Swedish, Czech, and Russian hockey players that arrive for hockey season, and go back to their own countries in the off season.
I just haven’t quite figured out yet why they have hockey teams when there isn’t anyone in the country to watch the games. I guess that’s why slowly all the teams are migrating to the US, where there are people to attend the games.
Technically, Canada isn’t even a country. It’s just a geographic region, like Antarctica.
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Except that Antarctica is more heavily populated, what with the scientists studying the secret alien ships and the stargate.
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Oh come on, Canada’s got more than hockey on its mind. We’ve just had a SEX scandal!
And it was a good one. Our (former) foreign affairs minister Maxime Bernier left classified documents at his (ex) girlfriend’s house. Wait, wait, it gets better. She has links to organized crime (for some reason that means biker gangs here in Canada). And wait, another minster just had to resign because she was dating her too.
Sorry, not that good. But another male official (something to do with the Department of Maple Syrup, I think) had to resign because he left classified documents in her frilly things drawer.
Plus, apparently people think she is attractive or something:
http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/idl/otct/20080509/130378-42873.jpg
Cheers,
M.
P.S. The Skwib is proudly excreted in Canada.
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