
This is a good one from the news in Massachusetts:
“The mayor of Agawam has filed a complaint against her boyfriend’s estranged wife who she claims attacked her outside the ladies room of a Springfield restaurant.”
It all started when the mayor, Susan Dawson, 44 and the boyfriend, Mark Benoit, 55 stopped off at Max’s Tavern, a well-known Cougar hangout for a nightcap.
Mark’s estranged wife, Celeste Benoit, 61 was there and confronted them:
“A police report from Wednesday’s incident states that Celeste Benoit spotted Dawson and Mark Benoit at the restaurant, and screamed: “What are you doing with my husband of 26 years, you whore?”
Dawson, in turn, called her “a skank,” the report states.”
Oh it’s on! Cougar style!
“All I heard was: ‘Susan!’ And I felt two fists in my hair, throwing my head back and forth, ripping an earring out of my ears and hair out of my head,” Dawson said, recalling a scene that unfolded at one of the city’s trendiest and busiest night spots.
It gets better.
“According to police records, Celeste Benoit proceeded to choke a busboy at Max’s who tried to intervene, then fled in a red car with another woman behind the wheel.”
Take down a fellow cougar and choke out a busboy in the process? Celeste should be in a Mastercard commercial because that was priceless.
Remember folks, despite the demeanor, a Cougar is still a wild older woman and will attack if unprovoked, especially when fighting for dominance.
Take heed.
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22 April 2009 at 9:40 am
Rrrrraaaaarrrr! Where’s the cellphone video when you need it?
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2 May 2009 at 6:50 pm
Roid rage? Well, her name is Benoit.
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9 October 2009 at 4:47 pm
WhAt the f is a middle age skank doing with a dude 20 years older than her? Ohh yeah, money…….so she’s a hooker!!!!!!
Yeah, nothing was going on until the marriage split up………