When Cougars Attack

11 Apr 2009 by Chris Cameron, 3 Comments »

This is a good one from the news in Massachusetts:

“The mayor of Agawam has filed a complaint against her boyfriend’s estranged wife who she claims attacked her outside the ladies room of a Springfield restaurant.”

It all started when the mayor, Susan Dawson, 44 and the boyfriend, Mark Benoit, 55 stopped off at Max’s Tavern, a well-known Cougar hangout for a nightcap.

Mark’s estranged wife, Celeste Benoit, 61 was there and confronted them:

“A police report from Wednesday’s incident states that Celeste Benoit spotted Dawson and Mark Benoit at the restaurant, and screamed: “What are you doing with my husband of 26 years, you whore?”

Dawson, in turn, called her “a skank,” the report states.”

Oh it’s on! Cougar style!

“All I heard was: ‘Susan!’ And I felt two fists in my hair, throwing my head back and forth, ripping an earring out of my ears and hair out of my head,” Dawson said, recalling a scene that unfolded at one of the city’s trendiest and busiest night spots.

It gets better.

“According to police records, Celeste Benoit proceeded to choke a busboy at Max’s who tried to intervene, then fled in a red car with another woman behind the wheel.”

Take down a fellow cougar and choke out a busboy in the process? Celeste should be in a Mastercard commercial because that was priceless.

Remember folks, despite the demeanor, a Cougar is still a wild older woman and will attack if unprovoked, especially when fighting for dominance.

Take heed.

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3 Comments

  1. Jeff says:

    Rrrrraaaaarrrr! Where’s the cellphone video when you need it?

    Jeffs last blog post..The hole in the wall guy

  2. RT says:

    Roid rage? Well, her name is Benoit.

    RTs last blog post..Remember when music used to be fun?

  3. N k says:

    WhAt the f is a middle age skank doing with a dude 20 years older than her? Ohh yeah, money…….so she’s a hooker!!!!!!
    Yeah, nothing was going on until the marriage split up………

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