Recently, Yahoo blogged on what you don’t know about Tyra Banks. Besides the fact it took two people to collaborate on the list of what you could care less about knowing, they missed a few important things.
Tyra Banks picks her nose
When on breaks from her reality show, “The Digger” can be seen two-knuckles deep in an effort to get at one of those way-in-the-back boogers.
People close to her like to joke that if you ever want to break Tyra’s fingers just punch her in the nose.
Tyra Banks used to be Howard Finklestein
Howard a.k.a. Tyra hailed from the town of Dearborn, Michigan and was a claims adjuster for an insurance agency until the day he decided to be a she. One sex change operation later, an international supermodel was born.
Tyra Banks is very sensitive about her unclipped toenails
One of the reasons why she is rarely photographed wearing open-toed shoes is, again due to a lack of grooming. Her pedicurist once made a joking comment that Tyra’s toenails were so long she could climb trees with them and was fired on the spot.
Tyra Banks no longer shaves her private areas
Because Tyra Banks is so busy with her three reality shows and emotional outbursts, she rarely has time for grooming her cha-cha. As a result it looks like she has Chewbacca in a leglock.
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13 March 2009 at 2:31 pm
But…that’s Ned Ryerson. Needle Nosed Ned. Ned the Head. Dated your sister Mary Pat in high school until you told him not to.
Good God I need a life.
13 March 2009 at 10:50 pm
Ah Tyra, living proof that the meek shall not inherit the earth, it will instead be taken by the stupid, feeble, loud…
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15 March 2009 at 5:27 pm
That thing’s got teeth!
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15 March 2009 at 5:28 pm
I can’t spell my own name.
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17 March 2009 at 10:42 am
I’m shocked at their lack of journalistic skills that you obviously employed to get the “real” story. Thanks for “digging” into it. ;)
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22 March 2009 at 8:47 pm
I’ve had one of those hard-to-reach boogers…you know, the ones where you have to kinda scratch the inner walls to get a good footing.
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22 March 2009 at 11:02 pm
@Sheildmaiden: Ned Ryerson is actually one of Tyra Banks’ aliases when she stays in hotels. Weird…
@Alex: I think it’s been that way through all of humanity.
@Les who can’t spell his own name: Not only teeth but a bad disposition.
@Rambler: Yeah, standards have really sunken far in the mainstream media. I can’t blame them though, they are busy trying to get jobs in the Obama administration.
Suckling does have it’s rewards after all.
@Uncle Beau: Those are the ones that take a nostril hair out as well.
29 March 2009 at 11:38 pm
Your right. I didn’t want to know that! How can I ever love her again?