Did you hear Obama mandated new higher fuel standards? Or that the government is about to own both GM and Chrysler? This can only lead to one thing: a return to the days of the crappy cars…
We used to call that car The “You-Don’t-Go”.
As you can see, the last thing the Government Made or Chryst-We’re-Screwed Motor companies want to do is sell a crappy car and give it a just-as-crappy name.
With that in mind Angry Seafood has come up with our Top Ten New Car Model Names for the next generation of “green” automobiles:
1. GMC Fail
2. Chrysler Sloth
3. Buick LeSetback
4. Chevy Low Voltage
5. Dodge CFL
6. Cadillac Hinder
7. Chevy Lowball
8. Plymouth Non-Reliant
9. Buick Stall
10. Chevy Chevette II
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22 May 2009 at 7:52 am
Hee. Love the Chevy Lowball!
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23 May 2009 at 8:42 pm
Hey now, don’t pick on Chevettes.
I had a 1979 Chevette, and it was one of the coolest cars I owned. The guy I bought it from for $300 in 1989 had a sunroof installed (I think it was worth more than the car and what I was actually paying for, to be honest).
I drove the crap out of it, well over 50,000 miles, and years later sold the (mostly) dead hulk for $65. My dad had a 1984 Chevette he bought new and between the two of us put well over 300,000 miles on it – and he ended up selling that for a couple hundred, also. (And I believe the guy still has it, amazingly enough.)
Sadly, the days of REAL cars are long gone. My first car was a 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale. Now THERE’S a REAL car. *sniff*
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25 May 2009 at 11:07 pm
Angie you might be the only person happy with a Chevette.