Top Ten GM Chrysler New Car Model Names
Did you hear Obama mandated new higher fuel standards? Or that the government is about to own both GM and Chrysler? This can only lead to one thing: a return to the days of the crappy cars…
We used to call that car The “You-Don’t-Go”.
As you can see, the last thing the Government Made or Chryst-We’re-Screwed Motor companies want to do is sell a crappy car and give it a just-as-crappy name.
With that in mind Angry Seafood has come up with our Top Ten New Car Model Names for the next generation of “green” automobiles:
1. GMC Fail
2. Chrysler Sloth
3. Buick LeSetback
4. Chevy Low Voltage
5. Dodge CFL
6. Cadillac Hinder
7. Chevy Lowball
8. Plymouth Non-Reliant
9. Buick Stall
10. Chevy Chevette II
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Tags: automobile humor, car humor, Chrysler, fuel standards, GM, Misc, Politics
Hee. Love the Chevy Lowball!
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Hey now, don’t pick on Chevettes.
I had a 1979 Chevette, and it was one of the coolest cars I owned. The guy I bought it from for $300 in 1989 had a sunroof installed (I think it was worth more than the car and what I was actually paying for, to be honest).
I drove the crap out of it, well over 50,000 miles, and years later sold the (mostly) dead hulk for $65. My dad had a 1984 Chevette he bought new and between the two of us put well over 300,000 miles on it – and he ended up selling that for a couple hundred, also. (And I believe the guy still has it, amazingly enough.)
Sadly, the days of REAL cars are long gone. My first car was a 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale. Now THERE’S a REAL car. *sniff*
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Angie you might be the only person happy with a Chevette.