Well it looks like Michael Jackson won’t be down for breakfast after suffering a life-ending heart attack Thursday.
As of Friday afternoon there was no official statement from NAMBLA, shocking many of its members.
No comments from Macaulay Culkin either but Target has announced they are having a tribute sale in honor of the King of Pop…Boys pants half off.
Angry Seafood’s field reporters were on the scene to help fill in the news gap of information.
Steve Todd, our music expert had an interesting observation about the untimely death of the weirdest guy in music:
“Wow. It took Michael Jackson’s death to get MTV to actually play videos again.”
Jeff Bell, our photographer found someone who didn’t realize the King of Pop was no longer a threat to their kids:
Experts across the media speculated on how many more heart attacks it would take to reunite the Jackson Five. Most said four. CNN and MSNBC blamed Bush.
One media report focused on how like Elvis, Michael Jackson was a king who died young. The article failed to mention that Elvis died on the throne, something the King of Pop never achieved.
In a related note, watch maker Timex canceled plans for their Micheal Jackson watch, which included a feature that denoted bedtime with the big hand being on the little hand.
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26 June 2009 at 7:26 pm
Hey, have you seen this news article?
New details about Michael Jackson’s Death Emerge
I was wondering if you were going to blog about this…
27 June 2009 at 12:34 am
Thank God!
Someone with the courage to speak the truth about MJ and not pretending he was a freaking hero!
“Ding Dong the Perv is Dead” That should have been the headline across America this morning. He held a World Record for hand down most boys pants.
Sheesh, I like his music as much as the next guy (well the last couple albums sucked (as much as he did). But, finally I can let my kids play outside again!
Thaddeus´s last blog ..Family Values No Longer Part of Official Republican Platform
27 June 2009 at 7:33 am
I have to second Thaddeus’ excellent comment. Lately, I feel that my childhood dream of running away to join the circus has finally come true – i.e., Our Man in Argentina, Basijis (which, at first, I have to admit, I thought were African dogs whose bite is worse than their bark, that had somehow been unleashed on the streets of Tehran), temper tantrums in the White House Press Corps . . . and now this.
Stay strong, Lad, and keep telling the truth.
Frumpzilla´s last blog ..A Bitter Pill to Swallow
27 June 2009 at 10:40 am
I guess the message on the car was to keep people like Jackson from rear-ending their kids.
27 June 2009 at 12:40 pm
My daughter told me this one:
When Farah Fawcett died, God gave her one wish -and Farah wished for all the children to be saved.
So God killed Michael Jackson.
LOBO´s last blog ..Skeleton Jack
28 June 2009 at 2:33 am
@Michael: No need for me to keep going with it. One post is enough.
@Thaddeus & Frumpzilla: Sometimes in humor truth is found…
@Les: Exactly.
@LOBO: Your daughter has a great sense of humor.
3 July 2009 at 11:37 pm
I love the Target comment! HAHAHA!!! Good stuff.
Jamie´s last blog ..Let the Explosions Begin!