A couple of years ago I wrote up a few top-ten lists of horrific YouTube videos for Associated Content, the first writing I ever got paid for.
Today I thought I would revisit the silliness on the internet’s favorite video site with a look at horrific fight scenes.
Not only can your intestines digest food but in a pinch can be used as weapons. They call that move the Colon Cleanse by the way.
On a side note, does the beginning of that clip remind you of the scene in The Matrix where Morpheus fights Neo?
Me neither.
I know, this fight scene looks promising with a guy licking the blood off his knife but it is all downhill from there. Is it me or does this seem like a live-action version of the old Street Fighter video game?
I think the fight scene in the game was more realistic though.
I do not know which ABC After School special this was but I’m pretty sure the lesson is don’t offend gay gangs or they will take you down. And the very large woman will sit on you if you are not careful.
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10 July 2009 at 11:21 am
Ha! Good ones. I was hoping for a Wiggles cage match…but perhaps the world isn’t ready…
11 July 2009 at 12:36 am
I think I could beat every member of the purple nurples there no problem. It’s the fat chick that scares me.
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11 July 2009 at 5:38 am
I know it is juvenile but the fart Matrix video never gets old.
@VE: The world would probably end if that happened.
@Freak: hehe Purple Nurples…great name.
13 July 2009 at 10:56 am
I still like the matrix one the best. perfect timing is the key LOL
17 July 2009 at 2:51 am
How do you know? What does “this” refer to?
21 July 2009 at 4:51 am
@EVo: Timing is everything in life and I like the Matrix video as well. Nothing funnier then fart vids.
@martushka: You really should not comment while under the influence of narcotics. Just a suggestion.