Comparing Messiahs: Jesus Christ and Barack Obama

Written by Chris C

Topics: Politics/Religion, Sports

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Since it is Easter Sunday and the moonbats profess Barack Obama to be the Messiah I thought it would be fitting to compare him with Jesus Christ, the old-school Messiah.

Jesus might not have actually existed and was not in charge of America

Obama unfortunately does exist and does run our country. The existing part everyone is okay with, well except the racists and white supremacy people of course but that is to be expected. It is the running the country part that most people have a problem with.

Jesus actually got stuff done on the cheap

Jesus performed miracles, took on the authority of both the Romans and the Jews, without apologizing I might add, and helped every person on the planet be forgiven for their sins on a daily basis if they so choose. At no time did he introduce any legislation to increase taxes or funnel money from the private to the public sector.

Nowhere in the Bible does it mention anyone bitching about Jesus’ tax structure or the dues for the Christian club being too high by the way. This is telling.

Jesus was anti-business

Sure, tipping over the vendors’ tables in the temple seemed like a religious thing but it sure sounds anti-capitalism to me.

If Barack Obama existed back then he would have done the same thing but with an additional caveat: government take-over of the vendors.

Jesus had a better nationalized health care system

Jesus never asked a leper if they had health insurance or a co-pay before curing them. Did this generosity on his part raise taxes? Nope. He found a way to heal the sick without driving costs through the roof.

I hope this helps clear up any misconceptions about a politician being a Messiah.

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[Obama Messiah picture is from Newsbusters.]

[Humor-Blogs.com has funny blogs about Jesus and Obama.]

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4 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Dave Says:

    Amen! – and on the seventh day Barack rested….

    Great post

    Daves last blog post..Jesus and the Chocolate Eggs

  2. Alex L. Says:

    Jesus pulls off that sweet mullet a lot better than Barack.

    Alex L.s last blog post..Adventures in the Public Domain: The Cat and Leroy

  3. Drew Says:

    You certainly have a knack for setting things straight, I’m tempted to print this out and show my friends who are Obamanites.
    Drew´s last blog ..Obama’s Ghetto Boom Box My ComLuv Profile

  4. Chris C Says:

    I try Drew, I try.

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