I have covered a lot of strange things here at Angry Seafood, from horse sex to panda porn. I’ve reported on reindeer poop as museum souvenirs*.

But this is the first time I have seen cat poop as a cartoon character. Two pieces of poo in fact.

Meet the newest additions to the world of animated things..

Clumpy and Crumbly are two lovable piles of cat turd that lift weights, play basketball, and climb mountains.

But as luck would have it, an unfortunate incident befalls them in every episode. Clumpy always survives while Crumbly predictably falls apart.

So why the colors? I have never seen yellow or purple cat poop. If I did I’d take the cat to the vet. Immediately. Sooner if the poo made facial expressions.

Or if they went to the beach because that would be weird.

*(Sorry, can’t find the link for that one. You will just have to take my word for it.)

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