Hello!

This is Ahhhnnold and I’ve got some great deals for you today here at Crazy Ahhhhnnoold’s Landmark Fire Sale!

The state’s budget has been terminated and everything must go!

Every California icon 10-50% off! Famous landmarks are priced to sell immediately!

Here is our first item up for sale, the famous Hollywood sign.

Yours for the unbelievably low price of $19.99. This is not a total recall folks, it is the real thing!

You want bridges? We have crazy bridges here at Crazy Ahhhhnnnnoold’s! How about the Golden Gate?

We will even ship it to you and if you act now we’ll throw in a new paint job, any color. Yours today for $39.95. That is how crazy I am.

Don’t like bridges? How about your own jail?

You can own Alcatraz for the crazy price of $35.99. Be your very own birdman or play kindergarten cop.

[A siren wails and lights flash]

Aaaaiiiiigggggghhhhh!!!!

That sound can only mean one thing…Crazy Ahhhhhhnnnnooold’s Landmark Fire Sale Crazy Deal time!

Today’s Crazy Deal will have you saying “Now we are having fun!“…The Mission Beach Roller Coaster and Knotts Berry Farm…only $29.99!

I like to call this the twins package because it reminds me of Danny DeVito. At one point during the filming of Twins people couldn’t tell us apart. I screamed “I’m AHHHHHNOOOLLDD!” but they thought I was Danny.

We laughed like little girls.

And remember Crazy Ahhhhnnnnnooolllddd’s Landmark Fire Sale’s prices are the guaranteed lowest. If one of our competitors offers the same thing for a lower price, bring me the ad and I will pummel them!

What are you waiting for? Come on do it! Order now!

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[Humor-Blogs.com has funny blogs about stuff like berries and knots. Blog-Storm.com has blogs about cheese. Weird.]