Greenpeace Forest Love Video and other Humor-ous News
Written by Chris C on August 6th, 2008Doing humor posts about odd news stories is a blog staple so I figured what the hell. When the lead story is about Greenpeace, their dirty ‘Forest Love‘ video, and how much they will slum to try and push their moonbat agenda this post is a no-brainer.
Racy Greenpeace video aims to preserve forests
“Environment lobby Greenpeace has released a racy video called “Forest Love,” with fondling, moaning and gyrating trees to revitalise a campaign against illegal logging. The suggestive clip was meant to remind the European Commission of the importance of protecting the world’s forests, said a statement on the website of the Amsterdam-based body.”
Yes, Greenpeace wants people to go into the woods, have forest love, and record it on camera so they can compile the best-looking acts into a presentation to the EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF THE EUROPEAN UNION about the evils of logging. Why not include video of a midget having sex with a monkey to highlight the plight of endangered animals? It may be perverted but hey sex sells, right Greenpeace? Seriously, will all the moonbats hurry up and die already so we can back to a normal world of humor and reason.
Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete
“A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal’s legs.”
Is that not the best headline you have ever read? Throw in a clown suit and maybe a midget and we are talking tv-movie material. I know, I have an obsession with little people. And donkeys. Humor me.
Greyhound scraps ads after Canada bus beheading
“Greyhound has scrapped an ad campaign that extolled the relaxing upside of bus travel after one of its passengers was accused of beheading and cannibalizing another traveler.Witnesses said Li attacked McLean unprovoked, stabbing him dozens of times…as horrified passengers fled the bus, Li severed McLean’s head, displaying it to some of the passengers outside the bus, witnesses said.”
The rumors that the suspect’s girlfriend said that “once you see a man holding a severed head it is hard to look at him sexually again” are untrue.
Blow-up church looks to lure beachgoers
“Catholic nuns and priests in Italy are following their flocks to the beach this summer, establishing an inflatable church and a beach-convent in the sands to lure sunbathers…’There will be four or five people singing, with music about God…’ “
If the nuns were anything like the ones in my Catholic elementary school I really don’t want them rubbing suntan lotion on my back. That goes for the priests too.
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Do a bit of research - that Greenpeace video is actually an answer to an EU video, which is much more racy. If the EU doesn’t have a problem with that one, they should be fine with Greenpeace…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koRlFnBlDH0
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That video is awesome. I hadn’t seen it before. It almost gave me wood.
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I suppose after just a single beheading bus riders are now going to be subjected to have to take off their shoes before boarding and no liquids and stuff like that, huh?
VEs last blog post..You are all in my Meme Film
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Forget the Green-piece video. I’m just wondering if some sicko priest stocked the inflatable church with blow-up altar boys.
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@Juliette: Please, the EU video was not shown in a session of the European Commission, they are the sponsors of the MEDIA program. Are you saying the Forest Love video is an entry in MEDIA’s program because I didn’t see it listed on the MEDIA site. Also, nowhere does Greenpeace claim the whole thing is a joke. But I couldn’t have found all that out because according to you I don’t do research. Typical moonbat behavior, when one of your kooky ideas falls flat on its face always fall back to the old ‘it was a joke’ excuse. Worked for Sheryl Crow right?
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@Jeff: How does it almost give you wood? I’m ready to go have sex with a tree, send the video to Pelosi, and demand we stop chopping down trees. I’ve got full wood brother and I plan on using it. Besides she said she’s trying to save the planet and I want to help her.
@VE: I’m not sure about that but Greyhound announced today that riders are no longer allowed to say “I’m going to the head” when they have to use the bathroom.
@Les: Wait, shouldn’t the altar boys be blowing priests and not the other way around? Oh you mean blow-up! Sorry, my bad.
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that part about the old lady with the donkey and the lion was hilarious! I’m having giggling fits everytime i try to imagine it. must’ve been a real wild threesome! :D