Fun Humor and Tragedy at The Oktoberfest
Written by Chris C on October 10th, 2008It will never be forgotten, especially every time I urinate.
Who needs humor when you have the Oktoberfest? Beer and women in Bavarian costumes, what more could you ask for?
Who let Dane Cook in here?
But he is right, there is only one Oktoberfest.
I’m sorry what were you saying again?
Oh, the mugs are the two things you have for sale. My bad.
Seven beers? I don’t know if I will need that many. Let me see what you look like.
I’ll only need three beers.
Someone once told me not to accept beer from gypsies. Whatever, I’m already buzzed, what’s one more?
Lady what did you put in my beer??!! Man I don’t feel so good.
[Chris passes out and wakes up hours later in an alley]
What the F&%$!!!! Good thing I have two kidneys!
Someone remind me to never go to an Oktoberfest ever again. Stupid Bavarian gypsies.
{Humor-blogs.com has lots of funny blogs but they don’t have any beer. I drank it all while they weren’t looking.}
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I remember going to Oktoberfest once. I’ve tried to forget waking up.
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Well hopefully you still have both your kidneys.
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There are two?
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sounds mucho funno. i’m so sophisticated that i voice my approval in german.
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I tried giving this post a smiley merely because of the cleavage, but I’m not sure HB likes me anymore. So if you don’t see my face there it wasn’t my fault.
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You could join Charlie the Unicorn over at “Single Kidneys without partners” now…
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@Les: Yah and I don’t have my mulligan anymore.
@muskrat: hey don’t be bringing the intelligence level up around here with your sophistication bullshite.
@Jeff: Hmmm maybe I need to post more cleavage if that’s all it takes to get more smileys from my readers. hehe
@VE: It wasn’t Candy Mountain but it was close.