Financial Humor Tip 22: How to Get Free Soda
May 18, 2009 | Posted by Chris C 
Is your economic situation lacking humor? Are your finances no laughing matter? Have no fear because Angry Seafood is here to help with a financial tip for these tough times.
Financial Tip Number 22: How to Get Free Soda
Are you on the road a lot but can’t afford to buy something to drink at the convenience stores?
There are hundred of thousands of fast food outlets and chances are not only do you eat at one, but you pass them every day. Most of them also have a soda dispenser in the dining area.
So next time you eat at one of these places save your plastic drink cup and also ask for a receipt. Save that too.
Next time you are thirsty, stop off at your local fast food joint and fill that cup up with your favorite soda.
I recommend saving cups from multiple chains. More soda opportunities that way.
If anyone asks what you are doing, hold up the receipt and tell them you ate at the location a few towns over a few hours ago.
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7 Comments »
While you’re at it tell them you never got your burger…
It sounds like a great idea to me. Unfortunately, we’re literally pinching pennies from the penny jug this week, so it might be something we do.
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Dude, what happened to the fish and the boat? I go away for a couple of weeks: funerals and whatnot and you change everything. Or else I’m just not that observant.
That’s just crazy enough to work! I’m doing it.
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@VE: Not a bad idea but it’s risky and could blow your cover.
@UR: That logo went away to reduce the header length so there’s more above the fold.
@Sue: It does work. I have personally tested it. :)
Wow. This site is a fountain of information (pun intended). :)
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Just don’t drink the water. hehe