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		<title>Angry Seafood on Lost: Keamy Is An Egg Pusher</title>
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If you are a Lost fan like myself, you were surprised to see Martin Keamy, the leader of the mercenary soldiers from the freighter and the guy who killed Ben&#8217;s daughter Alex in the sixth episode of this season.
Of no surprise is the fact he&#8217;s still a bad guy but with a fetish for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RL Post: I Believe in Man Made Global Warming</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Before I get to my latest column over at Radioactive Liberty I would like to announce that I will be rebuilding most of the old posts I lost from the bad code.
It might take a while.
UPDATE: Got sixty posts, the best from June 2007 to March 2008 up. Many of them are missing their pictures.
Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There Is Even Panda Porn</title>
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Is your panda too lazy to get into the mood? Is eating and sleeping the only things he wants to do?
Okay that would be really weird if you had a panda, much less a horny one. But if you owned a zoo you would be concerned.
Well, it&#8217;s time to stop worrying because science is on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/humor-there-is-even-panda-porn/</link>
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		<title>New Iron Man 2 Trailer</title>
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Why can&#8217;t it be May 7th already?
The new trailer for Iron Man is out and it looks frigging awesome.
We get to see more of Whiplash, War Machine, the evil robots, a potential long-term antagonist, and general bad-assery.
Oh, and something really really cool right near the end&#8230;

Isn&#8217;t that new fold-up suit awesome? In the early days [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/new-iron-man-2-trailer/</link>
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		<title>Avenue Q Puppet Cleavage Ads Rejected</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a good one about that weird Broadway musical &#8220;Avenue Q&#8221;:
Puppet cleavage has been ruled out for advertising posters in Colorado Springs bus shelters. Lamar Advertising rejected posters for a touring production of the Broadway show &#8220;Avenue Q&#8221; because they show the cleavage of a fuzzy pink puppet.

This isn&#8217;t offensive. It is as far [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/avenue-q-puppet-cleavage-ads-rejected/</link>
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		<title>McNuggets Now 6.5 Weight Watcher Points</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you live in New Zealand McDonald&#8217;s food is good for you. Well sort of:
One of the more unlikely pairings in food could soon be coming to a McDonald’s near you, as Weight Watchers has agreed to lend its stamp of approval to several items on the menus of the chain’s New Zealand locations.
The Filet-O-Fish, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/mcnuggets-now-6-5-weight-watcher-points/</link>
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		<title>Icebergs as big as umm Luxembourg?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When trying to draw a visual of vast size and scope in readers&#8217; minds it is always best to pick an uncommon country that also happens to be smaller then all but twenty-one other countries.
I think this news story about icebergs attacking each other painted quite the picture:
An iceberg about the size of Luxembourg that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/icebergs-as-big-as-umm-luxembourg/</link>
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		<title>Celtics Lose an Embarrassing Game</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Really Boston? Really?

Wow. Just wow. The Celtics got beaten by the Nets, a team that has won two road games all season.
Make that three wins.
Kevin Garnett sums up the game&#8230;

Three players had 21+ points for the Nets. Lopez and Harris earned half their points at the free throw line.
Hell, New Jersey might as well have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/celtics-lose-embarrassing-game/</link>
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		<title>Power Outage Leads to Solitaire Hell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And by hell I mean boredom. And by boredom I mean I played thirty hands of solitaire under the 20-watt glow of a camping lantern.
Thursday night a very windy storm took down tons of trees in Massachusetts and New Hampshire and everyone lost power.

That tree that attacked the power line to my neighborhood was turned [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/power-outage-leads-to-solitaire-hell/</link>
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		<title>Clowning Around Frowned Upon in Tampa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Florida they do not mess around when the threat of a person wearing a clown mask hangs over Tampa like a dark cloud of It-ness:
A Tampa man faces charges after a deputy spotted him walking in a clown mask. According to jail records, the man was arrested Tuesday and charged with wearing a mask [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/clowning-around-frowned-upon-in-tampa/</link>
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		<title>The Debauchery Boat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Promises something for everyone&#8230;
Imagine the Love Boat but there are whores and more alcohol then Isaac could humanly serve ever. There are more fights then the Oasis brothers have had in their lifetime.
And they are all going to Australia:
Violence, drunkenness and all manner of debauchery featured on a six-month voyage on a migrant ship bound [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/humor-the-debauchery-boat/</link>
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		<title>Old Man Premiere Night</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sunday was the premiere night of Old Man, the independent movie about an old war vet trying to escape the death camp that is his nursing home with the help of an old friend.
It was an entertaining film, a fun ride, and everyone in attendance had great things to say about Old Man. Here&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/old-man-premiere-night/</link>
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		<title>Dalai Lama Does Not Wear a Jacket</title>
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As you can see in the photo, the Dalai Lama does not wear a jacket in the middle of Winter. Does he not feel the cold?
Maybe he is too enlightened.
Or perhaps the Dalai Lama is not only hiding a jacket under the robe but pork chops as well.
It could simply be that he is the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/dalai-lama-does-not-wear-a-jacket/</link>
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		<title>Im a Sinner But At Least Im a Grammatically Correct Sinner</title>
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I got this pamphlet last night from one of my customers and apparently I appear to be a sinner. But at least I&#8217;m a grammatically-correct sinner&#8230;

Can that statement be anymore awkward and clumsy in its syntax? &#8220;All suffering soon to end&#8220;. Really? Come on.
How about &#8220;All suffering will end soon&#8220;?
And let me be the first [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://angryseafood.com/im-a-sinner-but-at-least-im-a-grammatically-correct-sinner/</link>
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		<title>The Biathlon as Olympic Sport Baffles Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So the Biathlon, an event that combines cross country skiing and shooting stuff is an Olympic sport. What a weird combo.
Okay, I get it that the origins of the sport go back to training for Norwegian soldiers according to Wiki. It even says that during the 1950&#8217;s the event was &#8220;widely enjoyed by the public&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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