Even the Kids Are Into Politics
Written by Chris C on May 5th, 2008Funny, this is what comes to mind every time I watch any kind of debating or commentary on the various news channels.
Here is what they are saying since some of it is hard to hear:
“Oh please, you can’t expect her to know how to run a country just because her husband did.”
“Excuse me? In addition to being former first lady, she had performed admirably as New York senator.”
“That’s debatable.”
“So is Obama’s experience level. Not to mention the question of his patriotism.”
“Oh don’t bring up this Reverend Wright crap again. If every politician were held responsible for the words of his associates…”
“Or her associates…”
“They wouldn’t…”
“This was not an associate. This was his pastor!”
“Right! This was his pastor! Not him! Not his words! You want to talk about personal accountability? How about all the ‘misremembered’ stories Shrill is spreading around the campaign trail?”
“Oh, and you have a perfect memory?”
“I’m not running for President!”
“Well, Bush did and look what happened.”
“Why are you bringing Bush into this? I didn’t vote for Bush. I wasn’t even born yet!”
“My point is, it’s time for men to stand aside and let a woman show America how it’s done.”
“Then why aren’t you bashing McCain too? He’s a man. You know why? Because he’s white!”
“Oh, please!”
“He’s white, and Barack is black, and you’re a racist!”
“Well, you’re a chauvinist!”
“At least my candidate didn’t cry on the campaign trail!”
“Well, at least my candidates middle name isn’t Hussein!”
“Oh, you did not just go there!”
“You’re right, I’m sorry. That was low.”
“Look, let’s just come together and stop fighting. Otherwise McCain will win.”
“McCain! Yes!”
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Good one! But the video size is truncated.
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Not sure if there is anything I can do about that but I’ll check it out and thanks for letting me know :)
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I’m pretty sure that girl is drunk.
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Haha, my first time to see little kids debating. :p Kinda funny, but interesting at the same time.
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@Diesel: Drunk with the Dem party ideals! hehe or maybe she’s just coming down off the fruit punch sugar high.
@Jug: While it is funny it is odd at the same time.