Even the Kids Are Into Politics
Funny, this is what comes to mind every time I watch any kind of debating or commentary on the various news channels.\par
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Here is what they are saying since some of it is hard to hear:\par
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“Oh please, you can’t expect her to know how to run a country just because her husband did.”\par
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“Excuse me? In addition to being former first lady, she had performed admirably as New York senator.”\par
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“That’s debatable.”\par
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“So is Obama’s experience level. Not to mention the question of his patriotism.”\par
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“Oh don’t bring up this Reverend Wright crap again. If every politician were held responsible for the words of his associates…”\par
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“Or her associates…”\par
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“They wouldn’t…”\par
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“This was not an associate. This was his pastor!”\par
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“Right! This was his pastor! Not him! Not his words! You want to talk about personal accountability? How about all the ‘misremembered’ stories Shrill is spreading around the campaign trail?”\par
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“Oh, and you have a perfect memory?”\par
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“I’m not running for President!”\par
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“Well, Bush did and look what happened.”\par
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“Why are you bringing Bush into this? I didn’t vote for Bush. I wasn’t even born yet!”\par
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“My point is, it’s time for men to stand aside and let a woman show America how it’s done.”\par
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“Then why aren’t you bashing McCain too? He’s a man. You know why? Because he’s white!”\par
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“Oh, please!”\par
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“He’s white, and Barack is black, and you’re a racist!”\par
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“Well, you’re a chauvinist!”\par
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“At least my candidate didn’t cry on the campaign trail!”\par
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“Well, at least my candidates middle name isn’t Hussein!”\par
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“Oh, you did not just go there!”\par
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“You’re right, I’m sorry. That was low.”\par
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“Look, let’s just come together and stop fighting. Otherwise McCain will win.”\par
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“McCain! Yes!”\par
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And of course you would be amiss if you umm missed Johnny Virgil from Fifteen Minute Lunch\’e2\’80\’99s interview last week.\par
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