Death Threat Elmo
Written by Chris C on March 3rd, 2008I had this same idea a few years ago at Thanksgiving!
Before you think I am a crazy lunatic who enjoys re-programming a child’s toy with evil, it was an idea for a short film called Kill Me Elmo.
I was over my aunt and uncle’s house for Thanksgiving a few years ago, and they had the freaking 2.0 Super Hi-tech Elmo which did the tickle thing, picked itself up off the floor when it fell, reacted to you, etc. It was pretty funny in a strange way but then my brain got to thinking…
What if Elmo suddenly turned on people?
Maybe like Chucky he scampers under the couch, grabs some knives and turns it into the worst holiday ever. But in a funny way.
I never really figured out how it ended. Any ideas?
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“I’m talky Elmo and I’m going to kill you.”
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Rickey has long feared that little red imp. Thanks for providing Rickey ample nightmare fuel!
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I think it’s scarier to picture Elmo not as the killer himself, but as planting his evil message in the minds of children worldwide virtually unnoticed by adults until it is too late.
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