But I Thought Global Warming Was Killing Coral Reefs
Yesterday, Gateway Pundit highlighted how the Alarmists said Global Warming would decrease and increase the amount of fog in San Francisco.
Now it is the coral reefs’ turn on the Merry-Go-Round:
“The polar snap enveloping much of the United States in record cold has been killing off coral reefs in the normally balmy warm waters off the Florida Keys, experts said Monday.”
Somebody get a crapload of soot so we can smear it all over it over the Artic, melt the ice, and warm this planet back up. (This was an actual idea when Global Cooling was in vogue in the 70′s.)
Worse yet, the article did not mention Global Warming at all. Not once. Shame on them for missing a golden opportunity to pull an Al Gore and talk out of both sides of their mouth.
Not to be outdone by the flip-flop on fog however, News-Press.com ran an article Tuesday claiming man-made Climate Change is still the culprit:
“Corals are really in crisis right now,” said Miyoko Sakashita, the center’s oceans director. “They were already undergoing major destruction from fishing practices and pollution. But now global warming and ocean acidification are major threats.”
Apparently, Miyoko Fullashita and the writer, Kevin Lollar did not get the memo about the cooling issue. And here I thought all liberals kept in touch with each other to be sure they all had the same talking points.
Silly me.
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Isn’t that why we switched from ‘warming’ to ‘climate change’ so that it would be easier to explain the contradictions?
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Yes that is true but it still doesn’t make it sellable.
It’s like re-packaging a pile of shit. Sure it might smell better or come with a pretty bow but in the end it is still shit.
Much like a “new” Nickelback song.