Getting Ahead When You’re Left Behind

The Rapture is coming and more importantly then will you survive is: are there any good investment opportunities?

‘How to Profit from the Coming Rapture‘ by Steve and Evie Levy, as told to Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman is the complete tongue-in-cheek humor guide to all the financial options available when the End Days arrive and billions are left behind.

Like the lucky ones floating off into the sky it is best to have a plan.

The guide gives some great examples of how to fiscally thrive in seven years of Hell on Earth (It’s a dry heat so it could be worse), from selling people photos of their loved ones being Raptured away to robe cleaning services for the 144,000 evangelists trying to convert everyone to Judism.

‘How to Profit from the Coming Rapture‘ helps you identify where and when to buy and sell certain investment vehicles like All-Unity Non-Taxable Investment Coupons (“Auntie-C’s“) and False Prophet Indeterminate Coupons (“F-Picks“). It deftly points out intriguing niche market opportunities in Israel.

The book also does an excellent job of defining the different stages of the End Times. Not sure if George Bush or Barack Obama is the Antichrist? Does a Israel/Palestine treaty signify the opening of one of the seven seals? At what stage should I trade my stockpile of canned tuna for a 2002 Nissan Maxima SE?

From the moment the First Seal is opened until God himself becomes our roommate, ‘Rapture‘ offers two-hundred-plus pages of ways you can make money while everyone else is trying to avoid death, famine, moving islands, meteors with amazing accuracy, and horsemen riding around killing people. Crazy ones with lions for heads.

I mean the horses not the people.

‘How to Profit from the Coming Rapture‘ was a fun read and my only complaint is that I didn’t think of the concept first.
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