Belated Crummy Church Signs Release Party
Written by Chris C on November 12th, 2007
Yes, I know, I am like three weeks late for this but better late then never right? Besides, it is for a good cause. All profits from the book go to Compassion, a religious charity that helps feed starving children oversees.
Anyways onto the post. As with Diesel’s really funny book ‘Antisocial Commentary’, this is a roast of Crummy Church Signs Volume I (2004-2007).
If you couldn’t guess by the way-too-long title, it is about funny church signs sent into Crummy Church Signsthe blog.
My theory is that these are pictures sent in by leaders of local churches looking to make a name for themselves. There is a lot of competition in religion these days.
But I digress.
The timing of this book’s release is perfect. The holidays are approaching, and what better way to honor the birth of Jesus then with material goods. At least the book is funnier then frankinsense or however you spell it.
More importantly, I used up all of the pages of Antisocial Commentary and have gone back to toilet paper, so Crummy Church Signs Volume 4.32424 John 3.16 Part One (1/1/2004-1/10/2004) is coming out at a great time.
The book is filled with images like this one:
This must be the Episcopalian Church.
Or this one:
Jehovah’s Witnesses?
I think Joel is right. What is in Crummy Church Signs Vol -198 to the Tenth Power should stay in there unless the kids are having trouble falling asleep at night. Literary Nyquil.
Ok, all kidding aside, if the book is anything like his blog, you will love Joel’s book. I highly recommend that you buy it right now. Hurry because I hear God wants a cut of the merchandising.
You don’t want this message so order right now
(All pictures are from Crummy Church Signs, ripped without express written consent.)
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Great review Chris. I love the crummy church signs blog. Will add this book to my collection.
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Thanks, Chris. You’re one of the few people that “got” my tongue-in-cheek title. Great review….
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@Polliwog: Buy the book…the night time is the right time…the night time is the right time…
@Joel: You throw up a softball, I’ll be sure to swing for the fences :)
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Another great review, Chris. When I publish a book, I’ll definitely send it to you for review, along with the appropriate amount of gold teeth/sushi/whatever is your commodity of choice.
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It never ceases to delight me to see our fellow web-loggers transcribing their words from electrons to good old paper and ink.
It gives me something solid to hurl at beggars, or insolent servants.
Good work, all!
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@frogster: I would be honored to add your future book to the roast review :)
@Lord Likely: It must be bittersweet for Joel knowing the money you spent on his book went to charity, but at the same time it will be used in the future to punish Botter for his insolence.
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If anyone wants to find out more about Diesel’s book go here:
http://www.humor-blogs.com/store/product.asp?ProductID=1