Avenue Q Puppet Cleavage Ads Rejected
This is a good one about that weird Broadway musical “Avenue Q”:
Puppet cleavage has been ruled out for advertising posters in Colorado Springs bus shelters. Lamar Advertising rejected posters for a touring production of the Broadway show “Avenue Q” because they show the cleavage of a fuzzy pink puppet.
This isn’t offensive. It is as far from hot as you can go, like thinking of your grandma far from hot. It’s like asking Marcellus Wallace if he is okay.
So when did this whole fantasy of sex with a puppet go mainstream? Did the creators of the musical once dream of a one night stand with Ms. Piggy?
Best yet, tickets for the show are not cheap at all.
I bet if someone is really into puppet sex they could probably get it for free on the internet. Why pay $61.70?
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Tags: Avenue Q, Humor, puppet porn
Thank God the Muppet Show is no longer airing! How could kids today handle Miss Piggy fuzzy cleavage without becoming lecherous child molesters like we did. Oh wait.
By not hanging around the moonbats hehe.
Its actually a pretty funny show. But it amazes me they’d pitch a fit about those ads when a lot of bus shelters have lingerie ads on them. I guess the lesson is real boobies: good, fake boobies: bad.
Or wait.
On second thought I’m not sure WHAT the lesson is.
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Fake boobs are never bad unless they are puppet boobs.
Silicone > felt.
Let me get this straight. Hairy pubes…still out. Hairy cleavage…in…
I need to get out more I guess…
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And you have to pay for the hairy cleavage. Don’t forget that part.