Answering Yahoo Answers

Ah, what a fun concept. Because I have no backbone, I will not be posting my answers to the actual question but rather here where they won’t be subjected to the scrutiny of political correctness. I also have an email account that’s been there for about nine years and I don’t want to get banned.

The questions are all real.

“I am 15 years old and sadly im an alcoholic i juss recently got caught for the first time in 2 years and i now am tryin to stop so what are ways i can get over it with out meetings or phone meetings??? I need help bad”

Yes you do because at fifteen there are clearly no problems worth drinking over. Get clean and sober and wait until you are an adult with real issues. You will find the habit to be much more fulfilling as you most likely will struggle with financial matters and annoying children. I know people say alcoholism can kill you but it’s a lot more fun to die of that as opposed to a heart attack. It also sucks to die of it at fifteen when your problems are minor.

“How Many Wrestlers Can You Name That Are Christian?”

I have no idea but at the rate these guys drop from steroid abuse, I’m guessing they all should be believing in a higher power because unlike the rest of us, they don’t have a 70-year lifespan.

My question is which is greater, the number of wrestlers who died from steroids or the amount of Christians in the industry?

“What is one thing you are doing to stop Global Warming?”

How very trendy of this person. If everyone who believed in global warming were removed from the planet it would reduce the population to the point where natural climate change wouldn’t bother us. I am not in favor of killing people or actually going through with this odd plan. I’m just saying.

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