Angry Seafood Wayback Machine
Written by Chris C on January 25th, 2008Since we have a lot of new visitors to the blog I thought I would take a moment to point out some of Angry Seafood’s past awesome content. Of course, like having multiple children, every one of the posts are special but there are always favorites. Here are some of mine.
Beatles Just Another Hair Band
“Everyone says they were one of the best but this is nonsense. Heck, The Coasters got into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame before the Beatles. And still we believe untruth. The way everyone acts, you would think ‘Yesterday’ was one of the most-played songs on the radio!”
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A Trip to Zuranus
“A few years ago, I was out walking my dog after dinner when it occurred to me: I don’t have a dog. But this was not as unusual as the beam of light that suddenly shined down on me. In seconds there was only white light, then it faded, like the flash of a camera. There I was face-to-face with aliens. But they were wearing women’s clothing.”
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Corn Flakes
“One of the best things I liked about being in the fraternity I was in was that we were very good at messing with our recruits in time-honored and classic tests of their trust in us. One of these methods is affectionately known as the ‘Corn Flakes’ game.”
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Drying off After a Shower
‘We all wonder about things. Ok, perhaps I do more then most people, but sometimes simple tasks and routines beg for answers or twists. Of course, many will not actually seek them out. But someone must if we are ever going to find out the pertinent information. So the other day, as I finished taking a shower, I asked myself: “I wonder how long it would take to dry if I didn’t have a towel?” ‘
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Plan Z: God’s Final Attempt to Create Humans
‘It is late one evening in Heaven when God notices the light on in Jesus’ room and figures it is a good time to have a talk. “Son, when are you going to help with the animal management? The solar variances lately have boosted the growth…” ‘
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Tune in tommorow for “My Trip to Football Hell”
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