Archive for March, 2010

Ban Landmarks Because They Are Evil

First it was airplanes attacking motorists on highways. Now there is another direct threat to our species from inanimate objects.

Planes Are Attacking Motorists

I have no idea what the hell is going on lately but there is a serious problem with planes landing

Wrestlemania 26 Preview

Today Angry Seafood breaks into the wrestling genre as I sit down with local WWE expert and Slam U graduate

RL Post: Someone Stop the Booming Economy Before it Overheats

Apparently there is an economic boom in Massachusetts and New Hampshire. The eight million residents of the two states must

Best Movie Trailer Ever: Hobo With a Shotgun

Hobo with a Shotgun, created by Jason Eisener won the SXSW/Robert Rodriguez Grindhouse Trailer contest. Not only is this a

Northern Iowa the Slayer of March Madness Brackets

Oh the humanity. With one fell swoop in the form of a three-point shot, Northern Iowa took out #1 seed

2010 Census Discriminates Against Invisible People

The 2010 United States Census is underway and already over budget. And they’ve only mailed out the forms, paid 15,000

RL Post: Obamas 3000 Percent Sales Pitch

There’s a theme today here at Angry Seafood: health care reform. First there was the post about the dangers of

US Health Care Future: No Sitting Allowed

Government control of health care is an awesome idea. They run things so well, from the Post Office, to Amtrak,

Angry Seafood on Lost: Keamy Is An Egg Pusher

If you are a Lost fan like myself, you were surprised to see Martin Keamy, the leader of the mercenary

RL Post: I Believe in Man Made Global Warming

Before I get to my latest column over at Radioactive Liberty I would like to announce that I will be

There Is Even Panda Porn

Is your panda too lazy to get into the mood? Is eating and sleeping the only things he wants to

New Iron Man 2 Trailer

Why can’t it be May 7th already? The new trailer for Iron Man is out and it looks frigging awesome.

Avenue Q Puppet Cleavage Ads Rejected

This is a good one about that weird Broadway musical “Avenue Q”: Puppet cleavage has been ruled out for advertising

McNuggets Now 6.5 Weight Watcher Points

If you live in New Zealand McDonald’s food is good for you. Well sort of: One of the more unlikely

Icebergs as big as umm Luxembourg?

When trying to draw a visual of vast size and scope in readers’ minds it is always best to pick

Hollywood is Making Battleship The Movie

Humor, TV & Movies

Hollywood is Making Battleship The Movie

In case you didn’t believe the headline, yes, Hollywood is making a movie based on the board game Battleship. Battleship.

28 Jul 2010 | 2 Comments
Darth Vader The Bank Robber

Humor

Darth Vader The Bank Robber

The biggest bad-ass bad guy on the planet, any planet mind you, is now robbing banks? Say it isn’t so.

26 Jul 2010 | No Comments
Old Man 2 Teaser Trailer

Humor, TV & Movies

Old Man 2 Teaser Trailer

Fresh off the explosive ending to the first Old Man film, Mark Battle and the gang over at Megaton Films

24 Jul 2010 | No Comments
Scalabrine's Role On Celtics Revealed

Humor, Sports

Scalabrine’s Role On Celtics Revealed

Celtics fans always knew Brian Scalabrine was the team’s bench cheerleader but we often wondered if that was his only

21 Jul 2010 | No Comments
Captain America Film Costume Revealed

Humor, TV & Movies

Captain America Film Costume Revealed

Yahoo gave comic book fans an exclusive first-look today at Captain America’s costume in the upcoming film… “Next summer, 70

20 Jul 2010 | No Comments