It’s a Bad World After All (And Humor-less too)
Written by Chris C on July 30th, 2008
(Les James, one of the political humor writers at Radioactive Liberty is here to do a guest post today for Angry Seafood and he has a song to sing for us.)
It’s a Bad World After All
by Les James
For those of you who’ve ever had to sit through Disney’s it’s a small world boatercade of mental cruelty, I offer some relief. Next time that insidious tune invades your brain; threatening your sanity, fight back! Memorize these alternative lyrics. They’ll reduce the effects of that Utopian, life is so sweet it’ll make you gag, Rodney King-like “Can’t we all get along“, children can show us the way, bull crap and bring you back to reality.
It’s a world of dread
and a world of tears
It’s a world of death
and a world of fears
Bombs can be made
from items used everyday
It’s a bad world after all
It’s a bad world after all
It’s a bad world after all
It’s a bad world after all
It’s a mad, bad world
It’s a world of guns
and a world of drugs
It’s a world of gangs
and a world of thugs
There’s no hope to be found
It’s all falling down
It’s a bad world after all
It’s a bad world after all
It’s a bad world after all
It’s a bad world after all
It’s a mad, bad world
It’s a world of hate
and a world of pain
It’s a world of loss
and a world of shame
There’s nothing to mend
Were close to the end
It’s a bad world after all
If you’ve now got the horrid tune spinning around the inside of your cranium…you’re welcome.
Coming Friday: The August Movie Preview. It may be late summer but the summer film season keeps up the heat with The Mummy, Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder, and even a political movie that doesn’t look boring.
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Did I stay in tune?
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And what’s a “you cranium”? Is it a radioactive isotope found in a former Soviet bloc country?
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I don’t know you wrote it. I’ll go back and edit it for you though. hehe
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Thanks, but it was kind of funny. Hint, IF you ever invite me back here, edit,edit,edit.
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It’s exactly this boundless optimism that got me my student loans in the first place … :)
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Re: the image of kids in handcuffs, looks like someone’s taking the No Child Left Behind Act just a bit too literally…
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hehe that’s what happens to the kids left behind.