Vacation Over; New Angry Seafood Content Monday

13 Jul

Vacation Over; New Angry Seafood Content Monday

Posted on 2008 under Miscellany of Humor |

“Okay. The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up. Then, I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.”

“Sister Mary Elephant”
~Cheech & Chong

I know technically I wasn’t on a vacation. That actually comes up next month. Camping trip with some family members, one person I know, and a bunch of strangers (to me). Should be a lot of fun.

Writing this stuff really is a lot of hard work so I like to take breaks, especially when there is a big lull in the internet activity. Oddly enough though, my traffic was pretty constant. The funny part was that it was way down for a few days right after I announced my ‘vacation’. My break was still like two weeks away. That was my fault as I must have confused everyone with a crazy un-bloglike move of advanced warning of a pause in new content. I kid I kid.

It was all your fault.

Blaming others for my shortcomings always makes me feel better. Go ahead and try it out yourself. Blame something bad that happened in your life on me since I blamed a temporary drop in readership on you. I am all about fairness after all.

Felt good to blame me didn’t it? Keep it up and nothing will ever be your fault, leading to a much happier and healthier life. Before you know it you will be blogging care-free in Starbucks like the hippie moonbats.

No need to thank me. Just don’t blame all your problems on me. Spread it around.

With my good deed of the day now in the books, here is what is coming up soon on Angry Seafood. Yah I know, there’s another unblogish move- planning. Sorry. And I mean that apology with all sincerity.

On Monday is the latest edition of ‘Bloggers Speak’ and I am honored to interview Kevin from Pointless Banter. He is a very funny humor blogger as well as a social media expert and I have been a huge fan of his work since I started my own site over a year ago. Don’t worry, I didn’t ask him any boring blog promotion questions.

The people new to the blogsphere reading this are probably screaming: “WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK HIM THAT STUFF CHRIS!!??”

This is a humor blog. You don’t go to CNN for midget porn so why would you come here for interviews about stuff like SEO and getting the most out of your Digg account? I don’t do that stuff here.

Wednesday brings the debut of a new feature - ‘Rewinding the 80’s’. I’m not sure how often I will do these but I grew up during the 1980’s and I’ve been dying to put my funny spin on that weird decade.

Thursday is the day for my usual weekly political humor column over at Radioactive Liberty. Unless something big comes up the topic will be the abysmal public approval ratings of Congress.

Sometime in the near future I also will be doing a guest post for a soon-to-be vacationing blogger you all know and love, Brent from Ominous Comma. It is a challenge though because I will have to write blue (no profanity or vulgarities like talking about Bavarian midget hookers). No worries.

I will be going with the topic of explaining the differences between words mistakenly used in place of each other, in a funny way of course. My last one was Envy vs. Jealousy. If they taught kids English this way they would love learning it. I should have been a teacher.

Down the road there are some more ‘Bloggers Speak’ interviews too with Sinister Dan from The Reasonable Ego, Chelle B. from The Offended Blogger, and Fiar from Radioactive Liberty. If you are a humor blogger and would like to be interviewed drop me a line through my contact page.

Also up ahead I’ve got another installment of ‘The Cringe’, the August edition of the Summer Movie Preview, a rant on people who do the ‘fake running for President’ thing, and other topics I will think up along the way.

Until Monday, here’s another contact juggler to make fun of…

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