Jim Marzilli Makes For Fun Day in Massachusetts Politics

I love Massachusetts politics and its humor thanks to people like Jim Marzilli. I am not sure if it as crazy as it is in other places, but in the Commonwealth there are a lot of moonbats. It’s so liberal Vermont and San Francisco have to work extra hard just so they don’t seem more conservative. So you can expect all kinds of debauchery and illicit behavior.

This is why I live in New Hampshire.

That isn’t to say it is any better on the Conservative end, just that when you have a large group of people that think anything and everything is okay like moonbats do, well crazy shit is bound to happen.

Living on the border I get a front-row seat to all the fun and mayhem that goes on in the Bay State without any of the side effects from the insanity. It’s like watching a movie.

This week a blockbuster came out.

State Senator Jim Marzilli allegedly tried to do some illegal cougar hunting Tuesday but was a bit too aggressive. After groping a woman in downtown Lowell, Mass Marzilli was later detained by police. And by groping I mean grabbing a woman’s crotch, allegedly of course.

He used some classic pickup lines like ‘Do you remember me?‘ or ‘Oh baby you are so beautiful. Your body is so perfect.’

It gets better.

He then fled through downtown in an attempt to escape the police:

“Marzilli allegedly ran down the middle of Central Street going against traffic, forcing push cart venders to jump out of the way. Two officers chased him into a parking garage where he allegedly weaved in between parked cars before he was stopped…”

Also during the chase a bank teller with a loudspeaker was helping guide the police to Marzilli. Wow, can it get any more embarrassing? Yes it can.

When the police finally arrested him, Marzilli confessed he initially gave a fake name, fake date of birth, and fake address. Massachusetts liberal politicians never disappoint when it comes to shadiness that’s for sure.

But wait there’s more!

Allegedly another woman has come forward with the claim Marzilli attempted to molest her.

Apparently, he was working the neighborhood pretty well that day and according to the police reports, one of his marks suggested he get money and go to ‘Merrimack street‘ which happens to be where a lot of hookers hang out. It isn’t a nice part of town let’s put it that way.

Of course what was his reaction when it finally sunk in? Like a true liberal moonbat he cried and made self-incriminating statements like “I really screwed up.”

And as a coup de grace, he even got a parking ticket.

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Make sure to order your copy of Jim Marzilli’s new Self-Help Dating Guide: “How to Seduce Women: The Politician’s Guide to the Hook-Up” coming Thursday to Radioactive Liberty.

Humor-blogs.com is a good place to look for humor hook-ups. Funny blogs too.

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