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It’s A Major Award!

LOBO, the funny, odd, and sometimes paranoid writer of The Predator Press has bestowed upon my blog the “Predator Press Temporary Lifetime Achievement Award”. It arrived yesterday in a box marked ‘FRAGILE‘ which I assumed was Italian.

No it was not that famous leg lamp. It was something cooler:

The bearer of this -The Predator Press Temporary Lifetime Achievement Award- has demonstrated such a fantastic aptitude for comedy that Predator Press nearly created an award to commemorate their momentous achievement.  Predator Press is not affiliated with the Good Housekeeping Seal's fine services or products.  In fact, Predator Press is locked in a fierce legal battle with them ... however, this statement can only be characterized as accurate if you replace the words 'locked in a fierce legal battle with' with the words 'being sued by'.  Please do not lick, eat, snort, swallow, drop, smoke, or otherwise ingest award.  Not valid unless placed on title page of blog, over, near, or in place of your respective banner.  Or tattooed.

I know what you are thinking. ‘Chris, that’s something for cookware not a blog’. Details smeetails. Look, there are a million awards that are given out by people who think they are funny. This is the typical blog award:

That isn’t cool. That isn’t funny. It is downright creepy. And if you notice, Richard Simmons’ eyes follow you even if you move to the side of your monitor. Pure evil.

LOBO’s award, even being temporary fits well among the fine collection this blog has received so far. Like this one from Lord Likely:

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With gold trading at $900 an ounce that is a very valuable award. Anyone know how many bytes are in an ounce?

Sometimes you earn your awards through hard work like when I took first place in one of Diesel’s Caption Contests with this politically-correct winning caption entry:

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So thanks again to LOBO for yet another not-lame award to add to my collection. Now I just need to get some cookware.


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