Later on this week we will know how many, or in this case, how few fathers the Texas Polygamist Cult’s 4,123 children have, thanks to DNA testing. Being that this is America there are always opportunities to make light of tragedy as well as gamble on it at the same time so here we go.
Over/Under on the amount of fathers in
the Texas Polygamist Cult: Thirty
Do you think the DNA results will be over thirty fathers or under?
Place your bets in the comments section. The winners receive absolutely nothing except the knowledge that you helped me make fun of weird people. I think that is a reward in it of itself.
Humor-blogs.com likes polygamy. Go there
to read funny blogs about multiple wives.
There is no humor in naggers or other people that I think are trying to piss me off on purpose like these ingrates do.
Whoever decided to fill sports/water drinks right up to the top
Holy crap these things suck. Don’t even think of trying to open one while driving or you end up with a third of the liquid in your lap. This is like the adult version of the kids’ game Operation. Takes a steady hand…
Shouting Conversationalists
The other day I was walking down the street and two people were having a conversation, one on my side, one across the road. Of course this yelling is never appropriate for the public either.
“HEY JIM WHAT’S UP ASSHOLE!”
“HOW’S IT HANGING DICKWAD!”
Why do people feel the need to have a conversation with someone who’s out of speaking range? Further, why do people stop their cars in the middle of the road and have a conversation? That is just as stupid and annoying.
Sports Fans that Hate their Teams
Every fan base has members who always criticize their own teams. I like to call this the Anti-Fan. Like the Anti-Hero, the Anti-Fan is not really a good guy. They are simply an asshole who actually knows nothing about sports unlike the Anti-Hero who actually wants to do good.
I am a Celtics fan and of course I love this season. They have the best record in the NBA, home court advantage, and the potential to win the championship. Yet fans say they are unproven or not that good. They beat every team in the league! Even a championship won’t satisfy these idiots.
Who do you think are more annoying: mimes or the French?
Humor-blogs.com is never annoying and always full of funny blogs.
Today is Earth Day and I have decided to finally drink the Kool-Aid and buy into the moonbat, I mean liberal thinking on humans’ impact on Mother Gaia. From now on I am on board with all of it from global cooling in the 1970’s to global warming in the 1990’s to the global luke-warming today. Sorry I’m still new to this I meant climate change.
Here is what I would do to save Gaia because I’m a liberal now and I think people are anti-Earth.
Turn off the Internet
Holy crap it uses way too much electricity and it helps supports the right-wing agenda to destroy the planet. Daily KOS and MoveOn would be transitioned to their own cable channel to counter the Republican rhetoric of FOX News. Twelve channels of porn will also be added to the cable lineup. Being a liberal I need to be able to find the Godless debauchery and freakiness I crave.
Go Gaia!
Eliminate Auto Racing
It is one of the top sports in the world and uses a ton of oil. Besides, it is dangerous to have that many drunken Republican NASCAR fans in one place. And think of the methane they give off. Sure, we’d lose Danica Patrick but we also could ban movies about racing which generally suck.
Long live Gaia!
Start Killing People
Fewer humans mean less carbon footprints right? I am not saying we all start up a personal killing spree because being liberal means not having a gun or the ability to buy one. I think something more subtle, like the short story ‘The Lottery’ or the Carousel in Logan’s Run will work fine.
Viva Gaia!
Humor-blogs.comis fubared. But go there anyway and
maybe they will be up and running.
Yes, folks the old Casio synthesizer just got portable with the Roll-Out Keyboard. It isn’t by the same company however but it is destined to have the same results: lots of bad amateur recordings.
You can save your music and play it back, much to the delight of everyone in your social circle. Like the friend who tries a musical instrument and sucks at it, you just have to sit and listen and fake that you give a crap.
“Oh no here comes Jim. He probably has that piano thing with him.”
“I hope he doesn’t play his rendition of ‘Cars’.
“Man that was worse than that YouTube video of a live cover version of ‘Final Countdown’.
At one point Giovanni claims his kids use it. Okay, right, a man who is this well-known as a musician would not do this. I get it, this is marketing and so does he because he almost laughs at one point as if he’s thinking ‘are they buying this bullshit?’
And in the non-testimonial parts it looks like the keyboard responds to a light touch. Otherwise it appears to take a firm press to get a sound.
Unfortunately all this technology that allows anyone to be a filmmaker, musician, writer, etc. means anyone can try to be talented. But as we have seen from YouTube this rarely works out.
Humor-blogs.com doesn’t play bad music but instead offers funny blogs.
Yes, folks the old Casio synthesizer just got portable with the 
And in the non-testimonial parts it looks like the keyboard responds to a light touch. Otherwise it appears to take a firm press to get a sound.
