Comments on: Join the Jedi Gym http://angryseafood.com/2008/04/29/join-the-jedi-gym/ Original Humor by Chris Cameron Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:01:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Chris C http://angryseafood.com/2008/04/29/join-the-jedi-gym/#comment-2085 Chris C Thu, 01 May 2008 03:03:15 +0000 http://angryseafood.com/2008/04/29/join-the-jedi-gym/#comment-2085 hehe I thought just the video wasn't enough. The one thing everyone thinks of when you say the word 'workout' is Richard Simmons. I would say him but thing is more appropriate because I am not sure if he is a human being. I think he is a cyborg programmed by Liberachi. Kind of like a homosexual version of AI where the plot revolves around a health club. It could be a tragedy. Liberachi creates a robot that he hopes will continue the tradition of homosexuality but in a twist of irony the robot, Simmons 3200 is not attracted to either male nor female thus living his/her life as an asexual. Market this film to the underfed homophobe demographic and we are talking millions! hehe I thought just the video wasn’t enough. The one thing everyone thinks of when you say the word ‘workout’ is Richard Simmons. I would say him but thing is more appropriate because I am not sure if he is a human being. I think he is a cyborg programmed by Liberachi.

Kind of like a homosexual version of AI where the plot revolves around a health club. It could be a tragedy. Liberachi creates a robot that he hopes will continue the tradition of homosexuality but in a twist of irony the robot, Simmons 3200 is not attracted to either male nor female thus living his/her life as an asexual.

Market this film to the underfed homophobe demographic and we are talking millions!

]]> By: Qelqoth http://angryseafood.com/2008/04/29/join-the-jedi-gym/#comment-2079 Qelqoth Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:36:47 +0000 http://angryseafood.com/2008/04/29/join-the-jedi-gym/#comment-2079 I do hope you realise that casually posting an image of Richard Simmons wearing a Darth Vader mask can literally cause brains to explode. Thankfully, I wore my foil hat; I'm quite safe from Simmons and his dark side disco sweat. <em>Qelqoth's last blog post..<a href='http://www.cultofqelqoth.com/qelqoth/?p=305' rel="nofollow">A Triad Of World News</a></em> I do hope you realise that casually posting an image of Richard Simmons wearing a Darth Vader mask can literally cause brains to explode.

Thankfully, I wore my foil hat; I’m quite safe from Simmons and his dark side disco sweat.

Qelqoth’s last blog post..A Triad Of World News

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