Angry Seafood

Miley Cyrus finally turned the corner and has begun exposing herself.

Doing her best ‘Jodie-Foster-from-Taxi-Driver‘ impression for a Vanity Fair photo shoot, the fun ride down the road to debauchery begins with another celebrity peaking as a teen. At this point the only thing left she hasn’t done is porn.

Our little girl is growing up so fast.

This also exposes the funny laws we have. For example:

Vanity Fair soft porn picture of 15-year-old = Art.

Same picture on your hard drive = criminal indictment.

And what kind of sex talk about a celebrity minor and soft porn would be complete without the lawmakers themselves?

Florida’s politicians decide to bring up a bill Sunday to ban fake bull testicles from cars and trucks. I go into the hairy details over at Radioactive Liberty, but it seems we are a little obsessed over how well-hung our bumpers are.

So now there is testicle envy? Yes, and I cite this example:

Fake balls on politicians/lawmakers = Legal

Fake balls on cars = Illegal

It all makes sense now.

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*Have you made your guess about the Polygamist Cult’s DNA test results yet? Make sure you get over to the DNA betting post and make your call in the comments section. More then or less then thirty fathers?*

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