Polygamists from Little House on the Prairie, Texas headed into the big city where the cement walkers live Friday to face the courts in a child custody case.
You have to laugh every time you think about that concept. Like they are going to win. I can hear the carpet-bagger lawyers now…
“Your honor, unlike modern two-parent families, there is always someone home during the day.”
I don’t get why anyone in their right mind would want more then one wife at the same time because it would be a pain in the ass as far as schedule coordination to say the least. How can I see Wife #2 when she’s busy at that time churning butter? What if Wife #43 had some free time but I was in the middle of a barn raising?
Of course this is nothing compared to your pickings for a wife in a polygamist cult. They be slim and obviously you’d have to wed all of them.
Creepy isn’t it? I see women like that and I wonder how many cats they own or how long they have worked at the high school cafeteria. If you are trying to sell me on a polygamy cult this is not doing it. In the world of reality sex sells. Show me something like this and I’m so in….
Call my secretary Wife #11, we’ll do lunch. Or in this case, get the priest so the secretary can become Wife #67.
Humor-Blogs.com is not a polygamist cult but they do worship funny.
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by c, on April 19 2008 @ 10:45 pm
See here in the South - which I am not originall from - thank God - there’s this thing called incest. You know where dad’s marry daughters or cousins marry first cousins etc. These polygamists apparently have something in common with bible belt states and that is why they all seem to look alike. God only knows what kind of deformities run rampant with them.
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by Chris C, on April 20 2008 @ 10:04 pm
@C: Thanks for stopping by
Many relationships in the south are quite complicated and seem to make for odd-shaped branches in the family tree.
by LOBO, on April 20 2008 @ 10:30 pm
This is one of the best pieces of satire Terri and I have seen all year.
… Ya just can’t decide whether to laugh or cry …
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by Chris C, on April 20 2008 @ 11:27 pm
Glad to see you two liked it
I decide to go for the laugh route because this isn’t a crying blog hehe.
by Jeff, on April 21 2008 @ 4:02 pm
Woo-hoo… hot cult mamas!!!
I’m feeling a Polygamy Gone Wild. Come on ladies… show us your buns! Or a least let down your buns.
by damon, on April 22 2008 @ 8:18 am
I’m with you man. This freakin wife clone farm is unreal. And why not at least clone someone hot? I can’t imagine the nagging he must put up with from his posse of librarians.