Nothing says humor like bad ideas for businesses, services, or products. Still people try, still they try…
1. Levert Reunion Tour
Unless you are having it in Heaven, this doesn’t look so promising. I’ll miss not hearing Casanova live though.
2. ACME Embalmer and Meat Emporium
Which service/product would you like first?
3. Naturally Organic Animal Cleaning Service
Just like a cat, the groomer licks the animal clean. Applicants must like the taste of pet hair.
4. Jodie Foster Phone Sex Line
Press one for ‘female gym teacher from high school’.
5. Trich Hair Care Products
I see sales being a little slow with this one.
6. Previously-Owned Beer
This might work great for used cars, but I’ll pay more for the new stuff thanks.
7. Shady Loans for People that can’t afford them
Whoops, looks like this one was taken already by Countrywide. Doesn’t look like they were on our side after all does it?
8. Mohammad the Prophet Dolls/Action Figures
Just a hunch.
9. Midget Hookers
The demand is small but at least you have a place to rest your beer on. Maybe this one isn’t that bad.
10. Number Ten is for you, the readers. What is your top-ten bad business idea?
(Picture courtesy of Gutenburg.)
Humor-Blogs.com is one of the few truly great business ideas.
Too bad it really is about funny blogs.
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by Fiar, on April 1 2008 @ 6:18 am
Dead member or not, a Levert reunion tour is always a bad idea.
by Fiar, on April 1 2008 @ 6:21 am
Oh, and it’s Nationwide that’s on your side. But you’re right, Countrywide likes to foreclose on houses.
by Chris C, on April 1 2008 @ 2:45 pm
hehe there’s two dead members now. One of the other Levert brothers died a few years ago.
And yah, I noticed that I had the wrong slogan but it still fits hehe.
by jerry, on April 5 2008 @ 12:15 am
hey Chris
Jerry from T bones
give me a call