Look at the Bright Side Elliot Spitzer

There is a rule I usually stick to when it comes to humor: if someone is getting slammed in the media for crap they did I don’t need to pile more on with my blog posts. Why unload more bullets into the political carcass of Eliot Spitzer?

Because it is too funny to pass up making fun of politicians.

I say the more of a shit-storm we can stir up the funnier it is. Some may say this is cruel because these people have families. I don’t care because they aren’t in politics to change the world. They are doing it to set themselves up financially. You might as well tell me not to make fun of lawyers.

Even then perhaps we need to be positive in this negative world of ours.

1,000 politicians are dead and lying on the bottom of the ocean. Look at the bright side, everyone. That is one hell of a start.

See how easy it is to be positive and still rip on people? It’s like holding someone’s hand while slapping them with the free one. Actually it is a lot like diplomacy too. Weird…

So look at the bright side, Eliot Spitzer. At least you weren’t ‘Client 9’ in a prostitution ring involving transsexuals or midgets or even transsexual Bavarian midgets for that matter. Try using a ‘wide stance’ excuse for that one.

Your name could have been Spitter. That would be much worse. People would wonder if you were a gay prostitute or at the least a lot of fun in prison, or less fun depending on their opinions about money shots.

There are no prostitutes in the prison you might be going to however. On the bright side that means less chances to get in trouble again. Don’t be concerned with the ‘Meat’ nickname either. From my experience, when you are joining a new circle of friends and they give you a nickname you are so in. That is a huge bright side.

But most importantly, this whole thing proves that the Patriot Act works. If it weren’t for excessive wiretapping we would never have known Eliot Spitzer had such a kinky streak.

I am all for more government intrusion if it leads to them turning each other in. That my friends is perhaps the greatest bright side of all.

Read “Television Makes You Want to Kill Yourself”. I promise it is funnier then Whoopie Goldberg.

Humor-blogs.com is where you go for funny not bang-me-in-the-behind prison.

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