Welcome to another edition of “Bloggers Speak” where Humor By Angry Seafood interviews the authors of funny blogs. We are joined today by Humor-blogs.com member and also one of the founders of the new online humor magazine ‘Clay Pigeon’ Frogster from The Frog Bog.
Chris: Welcome to the feature Frogster. How are you doing?
The Frogster: Ahem. Hah-hem! MA MAY MEE MO MOO MO MEE MAY MAAOOOAAOOO. Test test test. Hem! Hah-hem! Hooooaaaaaccchhh- wait, are we on?
C: Your thoughts on the Ides of March.
TF: As a stereotypical Pisces, I’ve given the Ides of March a great deal of thought. After, that is, the cops talk me off the bridge, because I am, after all, a stereotypical Pisces. The whole Ides of March is just bad PR. Sure, the Ides of March has featured some unfortunate events, such as Liz Taylor marrying Richard Burton, Hitler invading Czechoslovakia and the NFL’s Cardinals moving to Arizona. But we’re overlooking a reason to celebrate this wonderful day- the birth of Fabio Lanzoni, international supermodel and author of three titallating novels, Pirate, Rogue and the inimitable Comanche. The Ides March to their own drummer, and he is simply beautiful.
C: Great taste or less filling?
TF: See, Chris, this is what’s wrong with the world today. we’re all locked into this black/white, right/wrong, Yankees/Red Sox mindset. Beverages are not a zero-sum game. I don’t see why we can’t be happy with reasonably good, somewhat filling beverages.
C: How did the male enhancement go?
TF: Well, when I enhanced myself, I had pretty high hopes. I started feeling pretty manly, but my wife was somehow unimpressed. I don’t get it. I’m running around biting the tops off of beer bottles, shaving with a rusty axe and filling the air with my natural male pheremones, but no lovin’. I thought chicks dug that kind of stuff.
C: There is a steel cage wrestling match between Hillary Clinton, a small grizzly bear, a mime, and John McCain. Tell us what you see.
TF: Hmm. If it was a large grizzly bear, or Ron Paul instead of McCain, this would be an easy question. With the four participants listed here, I see the mime performing the “trapped in a box” routine and the other three tearing themselves to pieces trying to escape. This is the power of the mime, and the fear of that power is what drives comics to take such pleasure in skewering this particular life form so completely.
C: I ate lard today-can I still call myself a Vegan?
TF: In my experience, you can call yourself a Vegan any time you feel the need. They’re usually pretty easy.
C: How do they change tires so fast at a NASCAR race, are the lugnuts attached to the rims somehow?
TF: They don’t get changed fast. That’s all trick photography. The problem is, no one could ever bear to sit in the sun watching cars go around in circles for four hours if they were sober. So, since every member of the live audience has no recollection of the race afterwards, there is no one that the television stations, always looking for that extra bit of excitement, needs to be accountable to.
C: What do you do about “The Annoying Guy” at work?
TF: I ask him if he’d like to read the latest copy of “The Watchtower” when I’m done with it.
C: When did you first discover all the similarities between yourself and Brad Pitt?
TF: Ah, yes, you’ve heard. My first clue was that night Jennifer Anniston stood on my lawn holding a boom box above her head playing Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” over and over and over. I couldn’t get any sleep until I turned the sprinkler on her.
C: Thanks a lot for taking the time to do this interview Frogster. Any parting thoughts?
TF: When do I get my complimentary “Angry Seafood” skateboard sticker? I need to make my board a little more dope.
The Frogster’s question to the readers: I’m a student of the human equation, and in my quest for knowledge, I’d like the readers to fill in the blank: “If loving ______________ is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
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by Chris C, on February 27 2008 @ 1:25 am
The bloggers never disappoint and this is another fine interview. Great job Frogster!
by the frogster, on February 27 2008 @ 10:22 am
Thanks, Chris! Much obliged. Still waiting for the sticker.
the frogster’s last blog post..There Was Merrily Fantastic Reading By Super Hero, Me! I Delighted! Seafood Like! Thank!!!
by Paula, on February 27 2008 @ 3:21 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Best interview questions thus far Chris and righteously funny answers my frog brother!
To answer his question to the readers … only ONE thing can go in that blank for me. “If loving Burger King Guy is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
I just wanna be wrapped up in that giant furry cape.
Bravo for funny guys!!
P.S. I want a sticker tooooooo!
Paula’s last blog post..While I Was Out ….
by The Chick, on February 28 2008 @ 9:24 am
“If loving tag-alongs is wrong, the Frogster doesn’t want to be right.” He knows what I’m talkin about! Aaaah, yeah….
The Chick’s last blog post..Ha, Ha! I’m Done!
by Jeff, on February 28 2008 @ 3:39 pm
Nice job… both of you! Always loving the Bloggers Speak thing.
If loving potato chips is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Hey, I’m easy.
Jeff’s last blog post..Annoyances Anonymous Meeting Transcripts
by chesca (exskindiver), on February 28 2008 @ 5:55 pm
merrily interview, Karl.
“If loving Ambien is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
chesca (exskindiver)’s last blog post..A True Story
by don, on February 29 2008 @ 1:13 am
The correct answer, is of course, “right”
don’s last blog post..The Don Dictum
by Theresa, on February 29 2008 @ 11:12 am
Well, I’ll have to fill that blank in with chocolate…mmm, rich, dark chocolate. So, how come I didn’t get a sticker? I may not have a skateboard, but that doesn’t mean I don’t deserve a sticker.
Theresa’s last blog post..I’m Not an Internetless Wonder Anymore
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by the frogster, on March 1 2008 @ 1:00 pm
Paula- yes, I remember your short-lived Buger King avatar. That is a, um, unique fascination you have there.
Chick- Probably, but I’d rather not be right about loving Samoas. Mmmmmm….. Samoas.
Jeff- Regular or with ridges? Ridges REALLY help with the onion dip.
Chesca- Ah. Well then, you might be interested in some of the comments I get on my blog. I could hook you up with enough sleeping medication for a herd of elephants, or troop of elephants, or platoon, or whatever you call a whole mess of elephants.
Don- That’s either the silliest comment I’ve ever read or a glimpse at pure, unadulterated, eternal truth. But I bet it’s the former.
Theresa- You’re not alone. And you can’t have a sticker if you don’t have a skateboard because then you’d be a poser.
the frogster’s last blog post..The Looming Fearless Frog Looms Over Your Devalued Dollars
by Chris C, on March 3 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Oh great, now I have to make stickers??
This interviewing thing is getting way too complicated.
by Rickey Henderson, on March 3 2008 @ 2:09 pm
Hey look, the blogging equivalent of a circle jerk! (Rickey kids, Rickey kids…)
Rickey Henderson’s last blog post..Rickey’s Stock Market Tips
by Rickey Henderson, on March 3 2008 @ 2:11 pm
wow, now that “last blog post” feature is pretty nifty. Howdya do that? Rickey demmands to know!
Rickey Henderson’s last blog post..Rickey’s Stock Market Tips
by Chris C, on March 3 2008 @ 3:38 pm
Pretty cool eh?
It’s the Comment Luv plugin for Wordpress. Not sure if there is a version for Blogger though.
by Rickey Henderson, on March 4 2008 @ 11:15 am
damn snazzy wordpress bloggers… Rickey’s still in the dark age thanks to Google.
Rickey Henderson’s last blog post..New Music Tuesday
by lfar, on March 5 2008 @ 10:59 am
This is my favourite interview yet.
If loving McDonalds fries is wrong… I don’t want to be right.
lfar’s last blog post..A graphical view of my love life
by the frogster, on March 5 2008 @ 11:53 am
Chris- Yup. Shiny ones.
Rickey- Just because you’re in the dark ages, that’s no reason to go around foisting memes on people.
Lisa- Ooh. I hear ya. I know that each one represents like 800 metres of jogging (see how I did that for you?), but they are tasty.
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by BrentD, on March 5 2008 @ 7:33 pm
Great interview Frog.
“If loving velcro hubcaps is wrong, there’s probably a good reason.”
Also, if there are sticker going around I need to get me some. Shiny ones.
BrentD’s last blog post..All The Answers
by the frogster, on March 8 2008 @ 9:41 am
Brent- Velcro hubcaps are wonderful if you’re driving on carpeted streets. but after some dirt and such gets in them you run the risk of launching hubcap missles at unsuspecting pedestrians. The worst part is you can’t control the launch time yourself.
the frogster’s last blog post..A Meme Post Without Using the Word ?Meme? As A Bad Pun in the Title