Angry Seafood

Since we have a lot of new visitors to the blog I thought I would take a moment to point out some of Angry Seafood’s past awesome content. Of course, like having multiple children, every one of the posts are special but there are always favorites. Here are some of mine.

Beatles Just Another Hair Band

“Everyone says they were one of the best but this is nonsense. Heck, The Coasters got into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame before the Beatles. And still we believe untruth. The way everyone acts, you would think ‘Yesterday’ was one of the most-played songs on the radio!”

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A Trip to Zuranus

“A few years ago, I was out walking my dog after dinner when it occurred to me: I don’t have a dog. But this was not as unusual as the beam of light that suddenly shined down on me. In seconds there was only white light, then it faded, like the flash of a camera. There I was face-to-face with aliens. But they were wearing women’s clothing.”

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Corn Flakes

“One of the best things I liked about being in the fraternity I was in was that we were very good at messing with our recruits in time-honored and classic tests of their trust in us. One of these methods is affectionately known as the ‘Corn Flakes’ game.”

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Drying off After a Shower

‘We all wonder about things. Ok, perhaps I do more then most people, but sometimes simple tasks and routines beg for answers or twists. Of course, many will not actually seek them out. But someone must if we are ever going to find out the pertinent information. So the other day, as I finished taking a shower, I asked myself: “I wonder how long it would take to dry if I didn’t have a towel?” ‘

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Plan Z: God’s Final Attempt to Create Humans

‘It is late one evening in Heaven when God notices the light on in Jesus’ room and figures it is a good time to have a talk. “Son, when are you going to help with the animal management? The solar variances lately have boosted the growth…” ‘

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Tune in tommorow for Saturday’s Sports Column: ‘My Trip to Football Hell’

Did you know humor-blogs.com has over 6,2345.8 humor blogs? Not really but there are funny blogs there.

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“For Heath Ledger the worst thing about being dead - besides the not-living part - is that he will be forever known as the Brokeback actor…”

It is the last stop for Heath Ledger’s publicity gravy train and you get to take one last ride with my weekly guest post at Radioactive Liberty. It is difficult to get mileage out of a celebrity once they have passed on so this trip is an express one, no stops.

All aboard!

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Besides Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, religion, and that creepy guy down the street who was overly friendly with the kids, most of us grew up with some wacky concepts we thought were true.

I Used to Believe is a collection of nearly 60,000 of those beliefs, many popular, some not-so-popular ones, and reader-submitted myths. If you had some kind of neighborhood or family urban legend growing up, it is probably on this website.

Did you once think teachers lived at school, that thunder is the sound of God bowling, or dragonflies can sew your mouth shut? Who hasn’t swallowed gum for the first time and wondered if they would live to tell about it? Why does the moon follow me? Wasn’t childhood fun?

This site brought back memories of one of my own beliefs growing up.

There was this house about three blocks away that was the typical neighborhood ‘haunted’ place. There was the rod iron fence, the un-mowed lawn, the creepy curtains in the windows, and a complete lack of any daytime activity. Sure it could have been a crack house I guess.

None the less we thought we could communicate with the ghosts or crack heads inside with a nine volt battery. Yes, somehow the step-child of the battery family is also a mini cell phone.

We tried to fight off the increasing hordes of zombies that were overtaking our town but we just didn’t have enough batteries. Or maybe, looking back, they were actual crack heads and we were trying to move forward the frontlines of the war on drugs with our nine volts of power.

Oddly enough, I didn’t find this one in their database.

What were your childhood beliefs?

Humor-blogs.com once believed Grandma lived at the airport because that is where you picked her up. And when you were tired of her you drove her back.

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My original comic hath returned. Enjoy.

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