2007 MLB All-Steroid Team
13 Dec 2007 by Chris Cameron, 2 Comments »
They were not joking when they said the Mitchell Report on steroids in baseball had a veritable All-Star team. Here they are in all their glory. Of course you need back-ups in case any of these guys rips an artery during one of their multiple daily workouts.
Bench:
C: Paul Lo Duca
IF: Rafael Palmeiro
Jason Giambi
OF: Jose Canseco
Gary Matthews Jr.
P: Scott Schoeneweis
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Not many of us sports geeks over at humor-blogs, so I appreciate this post. Pretty good lineup you have there. I really hope A-Rod never used anything. I hate the Yankees, so I’m bummed that he resigned with them, but I think he gets a raw deal. I think shouting at infielders during a pop up, etc., is him just trying to be competitive, like Tom Brady using a hard count to draw DL’s offside. Anyway, I know I’ve commented here about the Yankees before, but I hope they lose 162 games next year but he hits 300 HR’s so we don’t have to talk about Bonds anymore.
It’s weird, while I am shocked by the report I am not in a way. People have no idea how prevalent steroids were. How many of those guys would never have even cracked a MLB roster if they were jackin’ juice?